Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
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Posted on: 2016-12-09 04:56:00 UTC
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.
And ooh, another fan of Cake Wrecks! The carrot jockeys were one of my favorites.
Glad to see you've decided to drop by and say hi! :D
Hi , found the PPC by way of reading / searching for badfic . I'm more of a reader and lurker type than somebody who could help others out with writing ( although I don't mind , btw ) .
I've liked reading badfic for awhile now , especially those with Mary Sues involved ! and thanks to Das Sporking , Literary Travesty , Skepkitty and various sporkings / MSTs at FF.net , have found and enjoyed many including -
Harry Potter - My Immortal . Karaoke Night .
Invader Zim - Dibra and Dibra rewritten . Lost and Found . Love Knows No Race .
Crazed Writer's Danisha / Frollo Freak series .
MLP Magic is Believing .
( the Frollo and IZ stories are my guilty pleasure reads . )
One story I'm missing terribly , if anyone knows where I can find a reposting or any way to read it again is the Lorax fic called ' Being In Love With A Fictional Man ' which is about a Mary Sue named Diana and the Once - Ler . It was deleted / removed from FF Idk when and Skepkitty's MST of it was taken down from The Half World too , so I'd LOVE to find a copy somewhere online !!
More info about me , well , hmmm ........ I recently moved to a new house in early October ( it's not really new but it is to me , ha ha ! ) . I like animals . I like goth & alt & Harajuku type things , horror movies , weird stuff , Pokemon , etc .
I also adore the Cake Wrecks site . It's fun and awesome .
I'm older than dirt , meaning I'll be forty next Summer and I write and post ' craptacular ' WWE fanfic , mostly of the slash variety , at both FF and WWOMB .
Thanks for ( hopefully ) not being annoyed by my crazy , goofy old self . :D
I'm late, as usual, but please accept this Replica Holocron and a Haunted Library card as newbie gifts. I don't know what you'd be checking out of a Haunted Library, but it's always good to have a card, right?
Hope you have fun here, and I look forward to seeing you around!
Hmmm , maybe haunted books ?? Heh heh heh ........ XD
Okay , just ignore my terrible attempt at being comedic and thank you a gazillion for being so kind !
Mega Thanks to everyone of y'all , actually ! ^u^
Have a Weighted Companion Cube! This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the PPC. Please take care of it.
Also, my usual question, what are your pronouns?
:D I'll do my best to defend it .
Oh , I'm a female ( did I already mention that ? Probably not , knowing my memory ) .
Here's a bookmark and a tiny hot chocolate mug! The mug comes with its own stirring spoon :)
And WOW, you're almost twice as old as me! Man, life sure is full of surprises sometimes. xD
Anyway, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes! :D
Indeed it can be . 8D
Heh , I had a dog named Spike back years and years ago . Part dacshund and one of the most disobediant canines that ever lived .
Please accept this finely-crafted starter Pokémon:-
Iiiiiiit's Golduck!
And your starting item is:-
Chakram Barrage from Ascendant!
Chakram Barrage is a bit of a weird item. It allows you to deal extra damage at the end of every turn via a multi-hit attack - it's Steel-type, Special damage category, and the base power of each hit is 18. Now, you tend to see this on Skill Link or Technician users to boost the damage output of the skill, but it can definitely work on Golduck. The standard special set applies here: grab a Modest one with Swift Swim and give it EVs in Special Attack and Speed, then kit it out with Rain Dance, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, and Psyshock. The extra damage from it can be very beneficial; however, it comes at the cost of a more conventional damage-boosting item like Life Orb. Still, the important thing is always to have fun. =]
Ooohhh , how sweet of ya ! Thank you .
Please have a pot of black-hole coffee.
Weell, I got a last question to ask before welcoming you to the madhouse: Did you read any spinoff already, and if yes, wh
ich was your favorite?
Caffeine ! Yay !! Thanks a bunch .
Spinoffs ...... hmm , if I did , I've forgotten .
However , I'll wind up finding something here fun to read as I typically do .
Haha! Just kidding!
There's no blood here! There are no baths, either!
There are only smiles, and happiness!
And a constant, all-pervading, horrendous stench, because, as I've established: no baths. We all smell horrible.
Now, see, I've read Das Sporking. They're a bunch of legends.
What I haven't read is Literary Travesty or Skepkitty. So, cheers for the introduction!
Unless I hate them. In which case: um. Er, thanks for the introduction.
But I'm sure I'll like 'em!
My gift upon you, as is tradition, in these parts: a noseplug!
For that absolutely wretched stench. Quick, put it in, fast! Before your nose hairs begin to melt out!
Awwwwww , thanks for the advice ^U^ I'll make a note to stock up on extra noseplugs , just in case . Bwah ha haaaaaa !!
I know I did!
Awwwwww , thanks for the advice ^U^ I'll make a note to stock up on extra noseplugs , just in case . Bwah ha haaaaaa !!
Welcome to our corner of the interwebs, have a Bootstrap Paradox Pocket (If you could get that to past!me it would be greatly appreciated).
So you frequented the Library of the Damned? Herr Wozzeck got his start over here.
Might I ask your fandoms?
(Oh, and don't worry about your age, one HG has you beat. )
I'm still partly stumped about the fandom thing . Hmmm , does watching WWE SmackDown count for anything ?
I don't RP or cosplay or LARP , so I'm probably boring to a lot of people .
You're probably in its fandom. Don't worry about not doing a lot of typical fandom things; we've got a lot of different types of people in this community (and, being online, cosplay doesn't come up a whole lot. I could be dressed as Spock right now and none of you would never know the difference).
But yeah, a lot of us are very into fandoms. It took me a while to figure out what's going on. But I did figure it out, so feel free to come to me if you have any questions about anything (or just want to chat), my newbie gift to you is. . . my email (I know, so boring). Click my username on this post.
--Key is not dressed as Spock. Not this time.
P.S. I guess I should tell you a bit about me. . . I'm a teenager, pronouns she/her/hers, I've been in the PPC for about half a year but don't write, my fandoms are all sci-fi and fantasy so you probably don't really care, but I love slash.
Fandoms ?? Sorry , I get confused easily so you might have to explain that to me . xp
And sorry for replying late , I was looking at Twitter .
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.
And ooh, another fan of Cake Wrecks! The carrot jockeys were one of my favorites.
Glad to see you've decided to drop by and say hi! :D
Forgot to mention , yeahhhhh , those carrot jockeys were pretty funny .
I've already those and the Wiki stuff but I'll forget it all in no time .
Twitter and IG made me late replying ( bad me ! ha ha ! ) but thanks to you & everyone else welcoming me here . Online nice people are grrrrreat . 8D