Subject: Noooooooo, I missed it!
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Posted on: 2016-11-24 00:51:00 UTC
Argh!
Drat!
Happy birthday!
Happy post-birthday birthday!
My gift to you is an interdimensional portal, so that you can travel to a universe in which I actually congratulated your birthday on time.
Argh!
Drat!
It feels weird. Weren't you supposed to instantaneously get all your maturity and adulting skills once you turned 18? ... Maybe it's because I was technically born at 3AM and that's in two and a half hours here.
Argh!
Drat!
Happy birthday!
Happy post-birthday birthday!
My gift to you is an interdimensional portal, so that you can travel to a universe in which I actually congratulated your birthday on time.
Argh!
Drat!
But thanks! c:
Also, I'd like to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday! c:
Only difference, far as I can tell.
Happy birthday, Palin.
I'm afraid human biology doesn't work that way. But congratulations on living this far! You will have a wonderful life ahead of you, I can just feel it!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*