Subject: *cakefetti*
Author:
Posted on: 2016-11-22 23:25:00 UTC
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Subject: *cakefetti*
Author:
Posted on: 2016-11-22 23:25:00 UTC
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
It feels weird. Weren't you supposed to instantaneously get all your maturity and adulting skills once you turned 18? ... Maybe it's because I was technically born at 3AM and that's in two and a half hours here.
Argh!
Drat!
Happy birthday!
Happy post-birthday birthday!
My gift to you is an interdimensional portal, so that you can travel to a universe in which I actually congratulated your birthday on time.
Argh!
Drat!
But thanks! c:
Also, I'd like to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday! c:
Only difference, far as I can tell.
Happy birthday, Palin.
I'm afraid human biology doesn't work that way. But congratulations on living this far! You will have a wonderful life ahead of you, I can just feel it!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*