Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2016-11-01 18:35:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Constitution? That and the Original Series are pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • Introduction by Mikhayu on 2016-11-01 18:31:00 UTC Reply

    Hello,

    I rediscovered the PPC a couple of days ago. I had been a fan of the original series when it was on ff.net and was glad to be able to read it again. It has improved with age.

    -M.

    • Welcome by Karen DuLay on 2016-11-04 23:18:00 UTC Reply

      Take some Bleeprin and cookies, you'll need them.

    • Hello Newbie. by Jebboy on 2016-11-02 17:52:00 UTC Reply

      Hopefully you'll make friends and such here.

    • Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2016-11-02 09:19:00 UTC Reply

      Now, I'm late, so all the questions were asked, so the only thing left is giving you some black-hole chocolates. May your stay in this madhouse be long and more than enjoyable.

    • Welcome, welcome! by Badger421 on 2016-11-02 08:42:00 UTC Reply

      Hope you enjoy your stay in this wonderful madhouse.

      For your newbie gifts I present a Replica Holocron and a +1 longsword. I don't know how often you visit places where that sort of thing makes much of a difference, but it never hurts to be prepared, right? Plus, it's a sword. Can't go wrong with a sword.

    • Hail, Newbie! by Tesla on 2016-11-01 23:44:00 UTC Reply

      For your newbie gift, have this wooden board, carved in the shape of an 'A'! It has "Welcome" written on the back. It's a "Welcome A-Board," get it? :3 Terrible puns aside, I hope you enjoy your stay! Welcome to the PPC!

      • Hello! by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2016-11-01 23:53:00 UTC Reply

        For your newbie gift from me, have one free Royal Ice Cream Container! Close lid, state flavor of ice cream desired, open lid, and eat! Lather, rinse, and repeat as many times as you want. Although, this one does have a slight malfunction where every time it has a five percent chance of giving you a very fluffy pillow instead. Somehow, the pillow is always clean when you take it out. Anyways, have fun with it! Oh, and it also doubles as a very resilient shield. Cannon fire does absolutely nothing to it, so it should stay with you for a while!

    • Hail ye, olde stranger! by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-11-01 21:42:00 UTC Reply

      I'm ye olde Larfenne J. Stockee, of ye olden days time.
      Ye be welcoming ye to ye olde villagee PPC-ee.
      Ye welcome!

      Ye gifte, in olde traditione, ise: ye olden female calf!
      Enjoye!

    • Hello, Misha. by Desdendelle on 2016-11-01 20:00:00 UTC Reply

      Here, have this best hamster and a bit of music.

    • Hail to the newbie! by Aegis on 2016-11-01 18:51:00 UTC Reply

      I bid thee welcome. Ix's already got the constitution and the wiki pointed out, so I suppose I'll ask the obvious and see if, apart from the magnificent Protectors of the Plot Continuum, you have any particular fandoms?

      Also, any preferred pronouns? I'd like to know what to call you, should I happen to be talking about you behind your back.

      Either way, welcome! I give, as a gift, my questions, because I'm cheap. Hope you like it here!

      • Fandoms and Pronouns by Mikhayu on 2016-11-02 07:16:00 UTC Reply

        Aegis,

        My preferred personal pronoun is 'she.'

        My fandoms are many and varied; I will read/watch/listen to anything as long as there is a good story. Currently I am revisiting my childhood with Adventures in Odyssey, LOTR, The Bourne Identity(Book) and Stargate: SG1. I had an interesting childhood. I also have a particular fondness for 20th century British writers including C.S. Lewis and Dorothy Sayers.

        Thank you for your gift of questions, someday soon I will return it with a gift of my own questions.

        • Someone else remembers Adventures in Odyssey?! by eatpraylove on 2016-11-03 00:57:00 UTC Reply

          Oh my God I used to listen to the mini-golf one on CD ALL THE TIME. Do you remember that one?

          *ahem* Welcome! That's a very interesting childhood indeed. Here's a homemade seed cake for you!

        • *gasp* Adventures in Odyssey!? by Alleb on 2016-11-02 15:34:00 UTC Reply

          :D Oh my gosh, a kindred spirit! It's been so long since I listened to those! And Dorothy Sayers!? Awesome! I've actually only read the first book in the Wimsey series; I keep meaning to read the rest.

          Anyway, it's great to have you here! My gift to you is this urple ocarina, with wilver earmuffs to block out the noise.

          -Alleb

    • Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2016-11-01 18:37:00 UTC Reply

      Oooh, what fandoms are you in? And I'm happy to see that your enjoyment of our community is still going strong!

      Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

    • Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2016-11-01 18:35:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Constitution? That and the Original Series are pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

      • Re: Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Mikhayu on 2016-11-02 07:19:00 UTC Reply

        Iximaz,

        Thank you for the SPaGhetti. It will come in handy.

        I have read the Constitution and the Wiki, but thank you for pointing them out to me.