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Granz the Ice Cream Monarch
on 2016-11-01 23:53:00 UTC
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For your newbie gift from me, have one free Royal Ice Cream Container! Close lid, state flavor of ice cream desired, open lid, and eat! Lather, rinse, and repeat as many times as you want. Although, this one does have a slight malfunction where every time it has a five percent chance of giving you a very fluffy pillow instead. Somehow, the pillow is always clean when you take it out. Anyways, have fun with it! Oh, and it also doubles as a very resilient shield. Cannon fire does absolutely nothing to it, so it should stay with you for a while!