Have a pair of cyan-tinted spectacles. They are believed to have healing powers. And if you don't mind my asking: where did your username come from? (Or is this one of those things that would be obvious if I shared any fandoms with you?)

Sorry; the more thorough newbies get with their intro-post question answering, the more questions we (or at least I) come up with. Starting conversations is fun! :)

--Key

I'm late, as always, but that's not going to stop me bidding you welcome to the PPC!

You seem to be pretty well caught up on the basics, so I'll just give you this Replica Holocron and an interdimensional compass and send you on your way.

Hope you have fun here!

Another Steven Universe and Adventure time fan. Good to meet ya!

This magic shovel digs up friendship! Don't ask how it works.

And my word was: I was going to welcome you.
So, I will.
In just a moment.
Give it a second.


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Welcome!
My gift to you is: the entirety of dimension 45X7 Zargnon, the only alternate universe that can fit entirely inside your pocket.
Treat it well, and be careful of all the radiation!

Nice to meet you! Have fun poking around here, we're fun people. Especially on the Discord channel, IMHO.

Guess I'll have to come up with an official newbie gift at some point, but for right now I'll just hand you some fry sauce to go with those fries. (Why yes, I just have buckets of ketchup and mayo lying around. You don't?)

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee. Hope you'll enjoy your stay in the madhuse.

Glad to hear you've done all the pre-reading. Here's a big bag of fries and fry bits! I couldn't find any ketchup, sorry.

Ooooh, and you play Terraria?! Nice! How far have you gotten? Do you have a go-to boss/Dungeon-crawling strategy? I'm at the point where I can fight the Brain of Cthulhu if I want, except I REALLY don't want to until I find that meteorite biome, plus I'm not that good at staying alive in boss fights. (I think it took me like four tries to kill the Eye of Cthulhu, and then it was only by spamming flaming arrows and Enchanted Sword beams.)

Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of Rose Quartz's sword on a trophy display stand! Perfect for a call to arms when danger rears its head!

Well, you're certainly thorough. Nothing left for me to ask, really, so here's a Royal Ice Cream Container! Instructions for operating are as follows:

1. Close lid.
2. Speak desired flavor of ice cream aloud.
3. Open lid.
4. Enjoy!

Comes with all, and I mean all flavors, but don't blame me if you vomit from the Grass, Turnips, and Human Flesh combo. *Shudders.* Please, don't make that exist, for my sake. Oh, it also functions as a very effective shield. Our tests have proved that, when in direct confrontation with a nuclear bomb, the Royal Ice Cream Container wins. The ice cream isn't even radioactive afterwards. However, this particular one has a slight flaw in its magical programming. If you attempt to try Spidren-flavored ice cream, and again, I beg you, don't make that exist. It's rather disturbing to think of a human eating that. However, if you do decide to try it, when you open the lid, you'll get a vision straight from the Chamber of the Ordeal, and seriously, those suck. Ask Kel. If you don't know what either of those things are, and the phrase 'Protector of the Small' means absolutely nothing to you, then just take my word for it and don't make Spidren-flavored ice cream.

Well, make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you've already answered my usual questions, I'll just ask if you have any preferred pronouns. Hope you like it here!

Here, have this best hamster!

Here's for hoping you like it here and beat the statistics. *raises teacup*