Subject: The wiki is PRETTY AWESOME!!!!
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Posted on: 2016-08-21 01:56:00 UTC
I AGREE!!!!
WELCOME!!!!
MY GIFT IS: A CAPS-LOCK BUTTON!!!!
TO SAVE YOU FROM A FATE AS HORRENDOUS AS MINE!!!!
MY CAPS WILL BE FOREVER LOCKED!!!!
Hiya! I'm new here! :)
This wiki seems REALLY AWESOME!!!!
Have a translucent kitten!
Hey! Welcome to Insanity! Have a urple Pygmy Puff! It's really cute, except for the fact that it's urple.
This magic shovel digs up mufflers. Because you kinda need them. Ease up on the extra capitals and punctuation marks.
I AGREE!!!!
WELCOME!!!!
MY GIFT IS: A CAPS-LOCK BUTTON!!!!
TO SAVE YOU FROM A FATE AS HORRENDOUS AS MINE!!!!
MY CAPS WILL BE FOREVER LOCKED!!!!
When I was a newbie you screamed at me with caps-lock! And gifted me bandages, earmuffs, and aspirin. And promised never to use all uppercase again.
--Key remembers things
Oooooh, no.
I was really counting on nobody realising that I'd used this joke before.
Oooooooh, no.
please, don't hurt me! i just wanted to welcome the newbie and got a little excited, i swear, i'll never use capslock again, it was just that the wiki was really PRETTY AWESOME!!!!
ooooh, no. oooooooooh, no.
please, it was an accident, i swear, i didn't do it on purpose, don't get the zappers, please, my pancreas is still numb!
Don't worry. And it was nice to be reminded of six months ago the old days.
--Key
For your newbie gift, have this Royal Ice Cream Container. It's essentially the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans for ice cream, but you get to choose the flavour. It's also virtually invincible, able to withstand a ridiculous amount of explosives, and if you can manage to hide in it, it will probably protect you from a nuclear bomb.
Welcome! Welcome! Make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!
Have a pot of black-hole coffee, because everything is awesome!
Hope you'll stick around in this madhouse.
Here, have this singing geode I picked up in the Starbound continuum.
Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Please take this floating Persian.
*shakes fist after DCCCV*
Anyway, hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! It looks like the others have already asked my usual questions, so I'll just say I hope you like it here. :)
This is not an offer to kill and raise me from the dead.
Welcome to this wonderful Internet community! Here is a steak with non-gemstone-grade diamonds on one side.
Here's some movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the important stuff linked to at the top of the Board's main page!
We're so much more than just a wiki! You've found the Board (good job!), and we've also got a Discord server; but really, the heart of the community is the writing. This is a writers group run gloriously amok, the wiki is merely where we consolidate the ridiculousness that happens in long-form writing across the interwebs.
Here is your bumper sticker, here is a grammarite crystal, suitable for a lightsaber or Crystal Gem-style soul storage. Welcome to the Board!
I'm a female, with a TON of fandoms. My fandoms are Harry Potter, Pokemon (mainly Kalos, because I played Pokemon X), Star Wars, MLP, Undertale, Some Harry Potter, Some Percy Jackson, and Warrior Cats (Wait...I put Harry Potter twice, and I'm probably forgetting some fandoms).
I will read the constitution, because I haven't...yet...
Here, have a Murloc Knight. Rwlrwlrwl!
Jokes aside, have you read the Constitution? What are your fandoms? Are you a he, a she, or something else? So many wonderful questions!
