Welcome to everyone's favorite madhouse! Take this urple Pygmy Puff! It's really, really cute (and urple)!

Yay more Asians!

Even shadier fact: I got into Twilight before the franchise and the explosion. I blame my 7th grade teacher for this.

Here's a flower crown and a box of popcorn! Who are your favorite agents so far? Mine are Valon and Kala. Actually, I have a lot of favorites, but I'm working with their author, Voyd, right now, so I naturally went to them. :)

Here, have a Starter Pokemon of your choice, any generation!

You say that you're into anime, right? Are Pokemon and Bakugan among your fandoms, by any chance?

Welcome aBoard! Here, have this bottle of space.

For your newbie gift, have this Royal Ice Cream Container! Close the lid, state a flavor, open the lid, bam, ice cream! It comes with every flavor, but the flavors that aren't typical ice cream flavors are all accurate to what they're supposed to replicate, so I wouldn't recommend eating, say, desk-flavored ice cream.

So, you like anime, do you? Favorites? Code Geass? Yu-Gi-Oh? Ouran? Madoka?

Alrighty, glad to see someone new. Since I seem to be in the habit of giving crazy things, here's a clockwork egg. It will hatch into something in the next..... 9999999999995 seconds.

Hello and welcome to the PPC Board, as your newbie gift you can have this replica of the One Ring, that doubles as a SHIELD communicator, with a direct line to Nick Fury.

Glad to have you aBoard!

Come on in, grab a chair by the fire, and leave your sanity at the door.

It looks like everyone else has already asked the important questions, so I'll just give you this Replica Holocron as a newbie gift, and wish you a merry stay in this little world of ours.

Oh, one more thing, what House are you in?

Because not only are Skarmory from Johto, but my own real-life parents immigrated to the US from Indonesia, so yee.

Have one of my own shed feathers, a replica of Captain America's shield, and a copy of the One Ring that actually turns you invisible!

Hi I'm Larfen J. Stocke, esq [This is my real first name, my mother actually called me this. She came up with it all on her own. My last name is 'Charles']

Welcome, welcome, welcome! You've derped into the right place, you have.
Watched tonnes of Anime, have you?
Ever seen Ghost In the Shell? That stuff's brilliant.
Also, what's it you mean by 'getting inspiration' from the Constitution and FAQ? Were you inspired to... follow the rules? In which case, good on you!

My gift upon you is: a real vampire, because, lord knows, you need experience with them.
Feed him regularly, and be careful. He's had a good five centuries to find reasons to hate humanity, and let me tell you, he's used them well. Good luck, derp-traveller!

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and may you enjoy your stay at this madhouse.

Well you answered all the questions, so only thing left is wishing you well.

And don't worry about that. There are ex-Twitards here, nothing to fuss about. Now, if you really want to forget tht part of your life, try also Das Sporking. Te administrator of the site, Mervin did a wonderful critic of the series with her sister. Said sister also wrote severral sprklepires' backstories, except now they're characters you can like, and is halfway through a (sadly) non published rewrite of Twilight the first. Let's say the two first unbetaed chapters uesd as previews trump the book and leave it at that.

Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you didn't mention it specifically, mind if I point you in the direction of the Original Series? Aside from the Constitution, that's pretty much the only required reading around these parts—

Wait, you're a League of Legends player? Get out, we only accept World of Warcraft fans! ;P

And no worries, I was a huge Twilight fan when I was twelve, so you're not alone in that regard.

Hope you like it here!