Subject: The Flower Paranoia Society recruitment drive!
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Posted on: 2012-11-19 21:11:00 UTC
Have you always found something slightly creepy about sentient flowers? Do you believe that the casual sadism of the Flowers that Be might be something more sinister? Do you think secret societies are cool?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, the Flower Paranoia Society wants YOU! Join Agent Beethoven "Moon" Sonata in the PPC's least secret secret society!
Enjoy all the benefits of being in a secret society, like...being in a secret society! Agent Sonata will neither confirm nor deny the presence of pie at meetings...possibly because there haven't been any meetings yet.
[Looking for Agents to cameo or at least be named in an upcoming mission, as Moon continues his laughable crusade against the Flowers.]