Subject: So, then... welcome to the Protectorate of Plort.
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Posted on: 2018-08-06 16:51:00 UTC

Or rather, the Union of Plort, history having wrecked my joke before it even got started. :)

What's a Plort?

The great and noble history of the Protectorate of Plort, Konti-Nyuum, cannot be conveyed in so few words as I have here. Rather, let its full history be told, that you may read it at your leisure:

The History of Konti-Nyuum

(AKA the story that started it all, plus links to some of the stuff that's been added since.)

No, seriously, what's a Plort?

Ohhh, you want the boring introduction. Here's the Beginner's Guide to Plort. Basically, it's 'what if the PPC community was actually a fantasy setting'. If you have Permission, you're a Knight; if you don't, you're a Civilian. The difference doesn't matter much.

I know this! What's new?

Well, nothing's new... but if Plort is being discussed, it's probably time for me to start offering coats of arms again.

Plortish Heraldry is a slightly complicated subject, but the general theme is that everyone is entitled to two coats of arms: one the classic English-style shield, the other based on Tolkien's Elvish heraldry. If you (any you) tell me what your shield looks like - either in formal heraldic speak, or just a description - I will create it for you.

And if you also write out the story of your Plort persona, I'll pop it all on the Cyclopaedia to preserve it for the ages.

(Heraldry for historical Plort/PPC figures who lack it is also welcome, as is heraldry - Inglish only - for any Marizu you have faced. Those ones are fun. ^_^)

And if you ask very nicely, there's always a possibility Scapegrace will pull out all the stops and flag-ify your shield. No promises though. ;)

hS

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