Nevermind, good to see you aBoard!

You had time to read any missions while skating and DJing?

Oh, and here, have some extra-bouncy juggling balls, just in case you want to up the challenge :p

I... haven't officially said hi. Take a cup of Klah! or Mjød, but that's your funeral...

I'm one of the more amateur member's of the PPC's technical... loose association of people who do stuff with computers or whatever. I'm a 40k fan, and just generally a fan of weird SF/Fantasy and nonsense. And other stuff. Lots of stuff.

Take this Aperture Science Companion Cube with you. Make sure to take good care of it. It will most assuredly never attempt to stab you in the back.
Also, have a link to the discord server.

I notice you seem to have forgotten to share with us what fandoms you might be a part of. Care to share?

In the meantime, have this recharger rifle from the Mojave Wasteland! Don't worry about silly things like feeding it ammo, its microfusion breeder can feed it indefinitely! (Or, well, up until it breaks...)

And oh, you read my mission involving THAT old cringewreck of mine? X'D Nice! I'm happy to see that people still appreciate our older stuff. I've currently got four spinoffs with published content (the Galeforces mission is from the first one I came up with) if you wanna check thosse out, and other people I'd recommend are Herr Wozzeck's Florestan and Eusabius and Voyd's Valon and Kala (though the latter is no longer active, they had a good run while they were still here).

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

I really appreciate your gifts and your hospitality. It means a lot to me.

Also, I forgot to ask this earlier, but does unfinished badfic (2 or 3 chapters) pose a threat to the integrity of a continuum?

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate cookies and enjoy your stay!

Please accept this pot of black-hole coffee.

Have a packet of sweets which may or may not have magical properties. I promise they’re not poisonous... I think!

Have a laspistol and a half-kilo of "old frog food."

Welcome, Skater! I'm Twistey, a one-year-bie who has too many ideas and loves cheese. I'll be on here pretty much daily until the end of summer, so if you have anything to ask me, I'll be happy to answer. I kinda specialize in analyzing character bios and other short, overarching-idea things, so I'd love to hear any agent ideas you have!

So, what other fandoms are you a part of? Do you have any original works? What do you plan to do here? I'd love to hear more about you!

And for your newbie present? I haven't given any of these items out in a while, so here's a bundle of Wolfenstein 3D-related stuff: a replica Spear of Destiny, a Very Flat Flamethrower, a replica "Call Apogee Say 'Aardwolf'" sign, a few blue bricks, some shiny blue metal, and what used to be a stained glass window. Why so many things, you ask? I highly encourage you to combine them into something. Be creative! Make something for your virtual self or for your agents. :D

Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope you have a great time here, and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

I was linked to one of those websites that send you through a hundred redirects, as if I had clicked a virus ad. Does anyone know anything about this?

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you already know about the Wiki and the Original Series, I'll just point you to the Constitution. :)

As for writing on the Wiki, we don't put pages for different continua unless there's been a mission or two done there. Not really much sense in trying to catalogue every work of fiction when you really only need references to the ones you might come across while reading missions, yeah?

If you see pages that are in need of expanding, though, feel free to fill them out. The only thing off-limits, really, are other people's agent pages.

(Also, if you want some awesome spinoffs to read: Neshomeh's stuff is my favorite. Supernumerary and Ilraen, and Derik and Gall are great pairs.)