Subject: Because Prompt 2 was too easy. ;)
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Posted on: 2018-07-24 16:11:00 UTC
"Now, staaay."
"Omanyte!"
"Hahah! No, no, you stay. Go on, girl, staaay?"
"O-man-YTE!"
"Good girl!"
It was dark in the RC, and for the moment Peri preferred it that way - it was better than having to watch Nautilus overplay the caretaker role.
Just listening to the cooing was bad enough, given his headache.
"Some of us are still recovering. Can you please keep it down?" He hissed, trying not to add to his own pain.
"Oh! Sorry, Peri." The other man amended - given his color and height, it was hard to pick him out at the other end of the darkened RC, so he was stuck working from voice alone. Nautilus had lowered his volume, but it still felt like it wasn't enough.
"Now, see if you like eating this..." There was a pause.
"PLEH!" Something small and oddly shiny in the minimal lighting flew all the way across the response center - on Peri's arms.
"Gah!" he reacted, flinching, and the unsteadiness of the world around him suddenly grew worse. Quickly moving the pillow he was resting on to being on top of him, he closed his eyes and tried to focus on breathing.
It was supposed to have been a normal mission in the Pokémon continuum - a whole host of minis and other typos, a main character who was both barely a rounded personality and a textbook Black Hole Sue, and at one point an inexplicable My Little Pony cameo.
If Nautilus had wanted a pet, he should have kept one of the minis - but instead, they'd found an Omanyte, and the other agent refused to pass up the second-degree pun.
Back in the present, Peri removed the pillow once he felt like he'd regained some control - a sign that it was okay for Nautilus to approach, now.
"Sorry about all of that," he said quietly, as Peri peeled the rejected - seaweed? Really? - off his own dark skin.
"Probably should keep him in the bathroom or something..."
"If you're going to keep him, we'd need to fit an aquarium in here," Peri retorted.
"I'm not saying you can't keep him, just- I've heard stories."
Nautilus shrugged, grinning wryly.
"Hey, if it better reflects his natural habitat.."
"Have you even named her?" Peri sat all the way up now, looking over with suspicion.
"I was thinking it'd have to be a word we don't use normally, so - Curlicue?"
"Omanyte!"
Peri hit Nautilus with the pillow.