HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some Large Ham!

We writers have a tendency to concern non-writers that way. Your present is, thus, a Writer To Civilian Translation Dictionary. May your conversations with non-writers be less concerning with this helpful book.

-Twistey ;)

Have a jar of fake air (nitrogen).

Have a line of conga rats! Hopefully they'll help make the terror less all-encompassing.

Here, have a triple chocolate (chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing) cupcake! Don't forget to blow out the candle!

For your birthday present, have an Urple Apple Macbook. It's like a normal Macbook except it's wilver with an urple logo.

Happy birthday! Congratulations on becoming an adult!

Take an extra d6, to be applied to a roll of your choice.

Congratulations! It's your new personal best!

Joking aside, you're officially an adult, according to the US. Enjoy your newfound power and responsibilities. Congrats, dude.

It doesn't. But you get used to it and eventually learn to contain the internal voice constantly screaming deep within you.

My cat also says happy birthday. At least, that's what I assume he was doing, since he kept jumping on my keyboard as I wrote this.

Anyhow, have a very happy day! Have a potted aloe plant and an Ant-Man action figure as virtual birthday presents!

Have some cake! It's cake-flavored!