Subject: I know I'm pretty late, but...
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Posted on: 2018-07-31 17:56:00 UTC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some Large Ham!
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Hap Birtday, Cal! by
on 2018-07-20 05:44:00 UTC
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Yes, it is that time of the year again. Specifically, it's my eighteenth birthday!
I assume it gets more enjoyable when it stops feeling like someone turned pure terror into scalding hot liquid and jammed it into your tear ducts? -
I know I'm pretty late, but... by
on 2018-07-31 17:56:00 UTC
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some Large Ham!
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Ouch, that's scary imagery. Happy late birthday! by
on 2018-07-21 22:45:00 UTC
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We writers have a tendency to concern non-writers that way. Your present is, thus, a Writer To Civilian Translation Dictionary. May your conversations with non-writers be less concerning with this helpful book.
-Twistey ;) -
Hap Birth! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2018-07-21 21:18:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2018-07-21 13:45:00 UTC
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Have a jar of fake air (nitrogen).
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Happy birthday, Cal! (nm) by
on 2018-07-21 03:58:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2018-07-21 02:50:00 UTC
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Have a line of conga rats! Hopefully they'll help make the terror less all-encompassing.
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2018-07-21 02:26:00 UTC
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Here, have a triple chocolate (chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing) cupcake! Don't forget to blow out the candle!
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Happy birthday, Cal! by
on 2018-07-20 14:54:00 UTC
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For your birthday present, have an Urple Apple Macbook. It's like a normal Macbook except it's wilver with an urple logo.
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*cakefetti* by
on 2018-07-20 14:43:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! Congratulations on becoming an adult!
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Happ Birth! =D (nm) by
on 2018-07-20 13:36:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2018-07-20 12:57:00 UTC
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Take an extra d6, to be applied to a roll of your choice.
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Happy birthday! by
on 2018-07-20 06:24:00 UTC
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Congratulations! It's your new personal best!
Joking aside, you're officially an adult, according to the US. Enjoy your newfound power and responsibilities. Congrats, dude. -
Happy Birthday! by
on 2018-07-20 06:20:00 UTC
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It doesn't. But you get used to it and eventually learn to contain the internal voice constantly screaming deep within you.
My cat also says happy birthday. At least, that's what I assume he was doing, since he kept jumping on my keyboard as I wrote this.
Anyhow, have a very happy day! Have a potted aloe plant and an Ant-Man action figure as virtual birthday presents! -
Happy birthday! by
on 2018-07-20 05:48:00 UTC
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Have some cake! It's cake-flavored!