Subject: Well, I finally got around to reading this...
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Posted on: 2018-07-08 16:47:00 UTC
My love of Turtle's writing (Turtle, if you're reading this, please write up some Alistair and Corellieth shorts, because they are hilarious and I love them and more people should see them) and general respect for Zing (sorry Z, I want to say I love your writing, but I haven't actually read much of it yet...) won out over being intimidated by the fact that I don't know any of the agents here.
Thankfully, the entire thing was essentially coherent anyways, and extremely entertaining. Having met geese, they really are that evil.
Oh, and I would be awesome at the roll-the-rim thing.