I've found out. I don't know how long this will last. NA may be on our side for now, but they won't be forever.

It's all a setup. The agents, the missions... it's part of something bigger. I think we're a front for Sue writers. Or possibly reptiles, or some kind of religious group? Possibly gay Catholic lizard frogmen who write Mary Sues. I haven't ruled it out yet.

What I do know is that the organization was founded in a far off year (like, '66? I dunno), its founding documents solemnly inscribed in an inscrutable tongue upon parchment paper, a language known only to those devoted to the cause. Probably elvish or something. Their goals remain obscured to this day. And that's just the tip of the ice. I don't know where they put the rest of the ice, but I'm pretty sure the ice is the key to this whole oredeal. So... look out for giant freezers. It's connected. Totally.

But this group has been... manipulating things. Fandoms. Writers. It made a bunch of people think Sinbad played a genie. I dunno why. But it's all CONNECTED. Somehow! It's got to be! It even was responsible for [Redacted, there is no conspiracy. The Canon Cabal does not exist. ~NA].

Discuss.

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No, I haven't snapped. But I think that we've gotten too serious around here of late. So insane delusional, comedic conspiracy nonsense ho! Please join the fun.