Subject: New conspiracy uncovered!
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Posted on: 2018-06-29 07:46:00 UTC
The Department Of Redundancy Department is plotting to make the entire world redundant!
From the intelligence I’ve gathered, their evil plan includes, from the intelligence -
NO! THE REDUNDANCY VIRUS HAS STRUCK! WE MUST ESCAPE THE PLANET BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, OR ELSE IT WILL BE TOO LATE!
I've found out. I don't know how long this will last. NA may be on our side for now, but they won't be forever.
It's all a setup. The agents, the missions... it's part of something bigger. I think we're a front for Sue writers. Or possibly reptiles, or some kind of religious group? Possibly gay Catholic lizard frogmen who write Mary Sues. I haven't ruled it out yet.
What I do know is that the organization was founded in a far off year (like, '66? I dunno), its founding documents solemnly inscribed in an inscrutable tongue upon parchment paper, a language known only to those devoted to the cause. Probably elvish or something. Their goals remain obscured to this day. And that's just the tip of the ice. I don't know where they put the rest of the ice, but I'm pretty sure the ice is the key to this whole oredeal. So... look out for giant freezers. It's connected. Totally.
But this group has been... manipulating things. Fandoms. Writers. It made a bunch of people think Sinbad played a genie. I dunno why. But it's all CONNECTED. Somehow! It's got to be! It even was responsible for [Redacted, there is no conspiracy. The Canon Cabal does not exist. ~NA].
Discuss.
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No, I haven't snapped. But I think that we've gotten too serious around here of late. So insane delusional, comedic conspiracy nonsense ho! Please join the fun.
The Department Of Redundancy Department is plotting to make the entire world redundant!
From the intelligence I’ve gathered, their evil plan includes, from the intelligence -
NO! THE REDUNDANCY VIRUS HAS STRUCK! WE MUST ESCAPE THE PLANET BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, OR ELSE IT WILL BE TOO LATE!
It's certainly false that the Department of Redundancy Department (DRD), a department of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum (PPC) dealing with redundancy, is a department which is plotting the creation, instigation, or promotion of redundancy, or even repetition! The Department of Redundancy Department (DRD) takes the position that we have a firm stance against the promotion, creation, or instigation of redundancy and repetition, and furthermore, we are against it!
To finish with a conclusion: the Department of Redundancy Department (DRD), a department of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum (PPC) dealing with redundancy, rejects and repudiates any assertions, theories, or claims that it, the Department of Redundancy Department (DRD), supports the instigation, promotion, or creation of redundancy and repetition.
-Agents Rosalind, Agent of the Department of Redundancy Department (DRD) (named Rosalind)
Then why are there so many numerous redundancies in your own reply? If you're against redundancy, surely you shouldn't be talking redundantly or repetitively yourself?
As we know, most organizations have an eye to self preservation! Redundancy must exist, or the DRD will, itself, be redundant!
(BfGs meaning Badfic Games, by the way.)
I won't go into the details of who they're conspiring against, but feel free to screw around with the idea.
-Twistey
THE PPC IS A FRONT FOR THE DARCONIANS! I'VE SEEN THEIR PLAN, THEY WANT TO RUN MISSIONS FOR LONG ENOUGH THAT AGENTS JUST ACCEPT IT WHEN THEY DECLARE ALL FANFICTION TO BE A THREAT! THEN THEY'LL ANNEX OTHER CANONS AS "PROTECTION" AGAINST IT! THEY'RE BUILDING A MULTIVERSAL EMPIRE!
Because I think I've seen their agents around. You can tell if someone's a Draconian agent because they tend to go cross-eyed a lot. I think they're plotting to invade... something. Or maybe they're just planning on filming incredibly strange adult entertainment? Wait, no, that's something else...
Get out of my teeth.
(Y'know, just for a lark.)
Email me with your plans! ... Unless you don't want to risk our emails being compromised by Sues, I guess, in which case your paranoia is accepted!