Subject: Claws, and other downsides
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Posted on: 2018-05-17 02:44:00 UTC

“Daggeeeeeeeer!”

The dragonborn looked up from his bench, adjusting his glasses as he did so. The lamplight gleamed off his bronze scales. “What is it? Can’t you see I’m working?”

Talia, for her part, had been bent over a workstation opposite her partner until moments before. Now, she was staring at him irritably. “The network’s down. Still. It’s been three days, so would you care to explain what the holdup is?”

“The holdup, my dear partner, is that I’m not a network engineer. So I had to study up on how the mess that connects us to the mass of chewed gum and duct tape that HQ jokingly calls a network. That was the first day.” Dagger’s tone was tinged with that special indignation of an engineer who had just had his competency questioned.

“Right,” said Talia. “No, I get that, but what about the other two days? Were you just sitting around doing rude things to yourself?”

If Dagger could scowl, he would have. As it stood, he just gave it his best approximation. It got the message across, at least. “Nothing of the kind. The next days were spent running new cabling through our RC, because the old wiring was put in when 115200bps was blazing fast.”

“So what’s left to do?” asked Talia. “Just flip the switch and wire us in.”

“I was getting to that. The only thing that’s left is putting the ends on the cables. And I can’t do that, so I need you to help.”

“Why me?”

Dagger held up his hands. “In case you haven’t noticed, I have claws.”

“Ooooh… Right.” Talia frowned. “So how do I help?”

“Do you like slotting small wires into tiny slots?”

“Not particularly.”

“Too bad. Get over here and I’ll show you the ropes. Just make sure you don’t miss any slots, and that you get the order right. I’ll be watching to make sure.”

Talia sighed melodramatically. “No bets on whether my hands will hurt after all this repetitive detail work, I suppose. All right. Let’s get this over with…”

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Talia’s hands did hurt, as she had predicted. Her eyes and head hurt more, though: fine detail work could do that to you. She lay on the cot that passed for her bed in the RC, trying to relax before she got back to any sort of real work. Suddenly, she had a thought. “Hey, Dagger?”

He gave a grunt.

“How did a Dragonborn get a degree in Electrical Engineering anyways?”

Dagger let out a long, slow sigh. “I really, really, don’t want to talk about it.”

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