Thanks to everyone for being so friendly and the various virtual gifts I’ve received!
I’ll try and answer the various questions you all have. Okay...
I’ve read quite a few missions but I don’t really have any particular favourite yet.
I’m thinking Harry Potter for my agents, probably just the DOMS. I have a rough idea what they’ll be like, but I’m still working on it.
I have a question myself: how do you go about finding badfic? Do you literally just scroll through fanfiction.net, or is there some magic badfic-finder I haven’t found out about yet?
Thanks again,
Snowblaze.

Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who has way too many ideas for writing stuff. I also have too many fandoms, and at least 1 OC for each one, if possible. So basically I just kind of jump between stuff.

So, what do you intend to do at the PPC? What kinds of sporking? What departments? Do you have any agent ideas? I'd love to hear what all you're thinking of!

And for your newbie gift, here's a bow and a quiver full of arrows dipped in this purple fantasy substance I discovered some time ago. The purple acts as an antidote to very specific kinds of Sueification. It also can break through pure Licht. (No, I didn't misspell "light". Look up the game "Lichtspeer.")

So anyway, nice to meet you! Hope you have a great time here and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Here's a 6-pack of Bleeprin for you.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Have some luminescent bookmarks! Great for late night reading.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and my welcome.

Hey! Take a bolter. You'll need it. The Sues are EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE.

It could be you. It could be me! It could even be- BANG!

What, he was obviously a Stu. Just watch, he'll glitter any second now. Look... see, glitter! wait, that's just blood...

Hmmm...

I think I may have just shot myself.

Have a laser pistol and a half-kilo of lembas.

(If you ever apply for permission, your agents would be very busy based off those continua. ;) )

A pleasure to meet you, in any case! What's your favorite mission, if you have one yet?

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Lessee, you're already familiar with the Wiki, so I'm guessing you already know to look there if you've got any questions first. So if you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.

Hope you like it here!