Newbie!

Hi! by Snowblaze on 2018-04-22 08:28:00 UTC Reply

Hello there! I’m Snowblaze and I’ve been hanging around on the wiki for a while. I’ve now got an account and it’s about time I introduced myself.
My fandoms are Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Warrior Cats, Narnia and Lord of the Rings, and um... I guess that’s it really.

Thanks! by Snowblaze on 2018-04-23 07:34:00 UTC Reply

Thanks to everyone for being so friendly and the various virtual gifts I’ve received!
I’ll try and answer the various questions you all have. Okay...
I’ve read quite a few missions but I don’t really have any particular favourite yet.
I’m thinking Harry Potter for my agents, probably just the DOMS. I have a rough idea what they’ll be like, but I’m still working on it.
I have a question myself: how do you go about finding badfic? Do you literally just scroll through fanfiction.net, or is there some magic badfic-finder I haven’t found out about yet?
Thanks again,
Snowblaze.

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Badfic Location Device by Maxewell on 2018-04-24 04:43:00 UTC Reply

Scroll through any particular website where people can post their own writing, like the Pit, or wattpad, or whatever tickles your fancy. Law dictates that there will always be badfic wherever you look. It's a sad law, but it is true.

Hello newbie! by OpinionedAngel on 2018-04-23 02:47:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Madgod's blessings, newbie! by twistedwindowpane on 2018-04-23 01:44:00 UTC Reply

I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who has way too many ideas for writing stuff. I also have too many fandoms, and at least 1 OC for each one, if possible. So basically I just kind of jump between stuff.

So, what do you intend to do at the PPC? What kinds of sporking? What departments? Do you have any agent ideas? I'd love to hear what all you're thinking of!

And for your newbie gift, here's a bow and a quiver full of arrows dipped in this purple fantasy substance I discovered some time ago. The purple acts as an antidote to very specific kinds of Sueification. It also can break through pure Licht. (No, I didn't misspell "light". Look up the game "Lichtspeer.")

So anyway, nice to meet you! Hope you have a great time here and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

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Re: Hi! by classicfilmfan on 2018-04-23 00:09:00 UTC Reply

Here's a 6-pack of Bleeprin for you.
Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2018-04-22 20:31:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Welcome aBoard! by Maxewell on 2018-04-22 20:08:00 UTC Reply

Have some luminescent bookmarks! Great for late night reading.
Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2018-04-22 18:21:00 UTC Reply

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and my welcome.
Newbie! by Thoth on 2018-04-22 17:30:00 UTC Reply

Hey! Take a bolter. You'll need it. The Sues are EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE.

It could be you. It could be me! It could even be- BANG!

What, he was obviously a Stu. Just watch, he'll glitter any second now. Look... see, glitter! wait, that's just blood...

Hmmm...

I think I may have just shot myself.

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Hale! by 61516 on 2018-04-22 15:47:00 UTC Reply

Have a laser pistol and a half-kilo of lembas.
Dai Stiho! ^^ by S.M.F. on 2018-04-22 14:47:00 UTC Reply

(If you ever apply for permission, your agents would be very busy based off those continua. ;) )

A pleasure to meet you, in any case! What's your favorite mission, if you have one yet?
Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2018-04-22 14:01:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Lessee, you're already familiar with the Wiki, so I'm guessing you already know to look there if you've got any questions first. So if you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.

Hope you like it here!