Subject: Fear not, I was walking. :)
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Posted on: 2018-04-09 21:51:00 UTC
And not on a road, either, in case you were worried. :)
hS
Subject: Fear not, I was walking. :)
Author:
Posted on: 2018-04-09 21:51:00 UTC
And not on a road, either, in case you were worried. :)
hS
Scene I. A website
The News: Pokemon Go will let you catch Pokemon!
Huinesoron: Cool!
Huinesoron: Aww, my phone won't run it.
Scene II. A phone shop
Huinesoron: One new phone, please!
Scene III. Outside
Pokemon Go: Gotta catch 'em all!
Huinesoron: I intend to, my friend!
Pokemon Go: ...
Huinesoron: ... but now I'm bored of Rattata.
Pokemon Go: ...
Pokemon Go: Gotta catch 'em all... in Johto!
Huinesoron: Yay! Johto is cool!
Huinesoron: ... so...
Pokemon Go: ... in Hoenn!
Huinesoron: I mean, Gen 3 has some cool Pokemon, but I'm still drowning in Caterpie and Natu here.
Pokemon Go: Spin Pokestops every day for more stuff!
Huinesoron: Which is... nice, I suppose? But stuff doesn't help me find any new Pokemon.
Pokemon Go: Team up with your friends to go on raids at the local gym!
Huinesoron: 'Friends'?
Pokemon Go: Wow! You can catch Legendary Pokemon in these raids!
Huinesoron: Yeah, but I point you at my previous comment. I don't have people I go Pokemon hunting with, and I've only talked to someone at a raid, like, once.
Pokemon Go: ...
Huinesoron: ... soooo I guess I'm never getting a legendary anything, then. Welp.
Pokemon Go: ...
Pokemon Go: Complete missions and win prizes!
Huinesoron: Okay, it's just more Pokeballs and stuff, but at least the missions give me a goal, so I guess that's cool.
Scene IV. Outside. A rainy day.
Prof. Willow outta nowhere: HUINESORON!
Huinesoron: Wait what yes me what?
Prof. Willow: You have completed a simple task once per day for eight days!
Huinesoron: Well, yeah; they were things like 'Catch three Swablu', and I could bin the missions I didn't want and get a new one, it wasn't hard.
Prof. Willow: Here is some stardust for you!
Huinesoron: Yay, it's enough to level up one Pokemon. Once.
Prof. Willow: Here is a mYsTeRy ItEm for you!
Huinesoron: Yay, it's 20 Pokeballs. Saves me going to the Pokestop, I guess.
Prof. Willow: Here is a Pokemon for you to catch!
Huinesoron: Look, it's been Houndour the last three times, it's not that exciting. Can I just--
Moltres: SKREEEEE!
Huinesoron: ... wut.
Moltres: SKREEEEE!
Huinesoron: ... wut.
Ultra Ball: [Flops to the ground]
Huinesoron: ARGH why is my screen wet and stopping the balls throwing properly?
Rain: [Falls]
Kyogre, somewhere: ehehehehehe
Moltres: [Burst out of fourth Ultra Ball] SKREEEEE!
Huinesoron: JUST GET IN THE BALL ALREADY!
Moltres: [Gets in the ball already]
Huinesoron: ... welp, that happened.
I mean, there was the initial hype, but when I initially downloaded it, I saw it as an inferior version of Ingress with no depth or substance and an incoherent gym battle system.
No idea what they've done with it since then. I mean, with my shyness and lack of social tact, I couldn't even play Ingress (which required teamwork), a game that I viewed as much better, due in part to that teamwork dependence adding some actual depth and substance.
There's multiple things you can do in the game, only one of which requires the dreaded Other People:
-Catch 'Em All, obviously. We're up to three generations of Pokemon out there, some common, some much less so. Different 'mons seem to occur in different areas, too - when I go to visit my sibling, I find a whole bundle of Electric-types, which simply don't spawn near me. But you can probably find most things if you look long enough. You can catch some evolutions in the wild, but mostly you evolve them by catching enough of the base version.
The first Pokemon you catch each day gives you an XP bonus, increasing each day for a week before it resets.
-Spinning Pokestops. These provide you with Pokeballs, berries (to make catching/evolving Pokemon easier), and sundry other items. Again, you get bonus items on the first stop each day, including a rare evolution item if you manage 7 days straight.
-Gyms! Gyms have been dramatically improved since launch. Now, if you can beat any Pokemon in there, you reduce its health and power in future battles (unless someone on its team comes to feed it a berry to heal it). That means it's possible for even a low-level player to whittle down a gym by sheer attrition.
Gyms also have six slots available right from the start, which means most gyms on your team that you come across will have an empty slot or two. Pop your Pokemon in, lay down a few berries to heal up the occupants, and move on.
The really good thing is that there's no pressure to maintain occupation of a gym - in fact, you don't want to! When your Pokemon is kicked out, you earn 1 coins per 10 minutes it was in there, up to a maximum of 50... which means that after 8 hours, you're actually rooting for the gym to be beaten by another team! This means that you can go around sticking Pokemon into gyms for theme or amusement reasons, rather than having to use your strongest all the time.
Also, Gyms have integrated Pokestops, an excellent bonus for those of us in rural areas.
-Eggses. You can randomly pop an egg from a Pokestop, up to a maximum of 9. You then pop it in an incubator (you have one infinite incubator, plus can buy more with in-game coins) and walk until it hatches - 2, 5, or 10km. 10km eggs in particular are a good way to get Pokemon you've not seen before - I hatched a Trapinch the other day.
-Raids are the only part that's intended to be multiplayer, and even then you can avoid it. They consist of a giant Pokemon spawning in a gym for one hour, which you take a full team to try and beat. They come graded at anything from 1-5 little monster icons; I'm able to beat a level 3 raid by myself, and getting closer on level 4. No, I'll never be able to capture a Legendary that way without engaging with other people, but for collecting Mawile or Misdreavous, I can pull it off. (Level 1 consists mostly of Magikarp. It's hilariously goofy.)
-Missions - sorry, 'Research' - are a brand-new addition to the game, and come in two types. Field Research pops from Pokestops, and you can have three on the go at one time. You get a reward (usually an item, sometime a Pokemon spawning) for completing one, and after doing so on eight (non-consecutive) days, you get a big reward - including, in my case, Moltres.
There's also special research for Professor Willow, which is the same for everyone; again, it's fairly simple tasks, though some will take longer (one of mine at stage 4 is to get 5 candies from my buddy, which means walking 15km with the game running). You get a reward after each set of three, and the end result is apparently being able to catch Mew.
As for me, I think that it's important to focus on the road and not Pokemon Go.
And not on a road, either, in case you were worried. :)
hS
Very nice!
I haven't played Pokémon Go since the week it came out, but both my parents are still into it—mom puts me in charge of getting Poké Stops for her when we go out shopping together, so I guess I sorta play it on her behalf?
It's... okay. I guess. >.>
I have no idea whether that's representative or sheer fluke, but yeah, I now have a phoenix of my own. ^^
The game has changed quite a lot since it was released, but this latest change has moved away from the 'interacting with other people' business that it seemed to be getting into. For me, that's perfect - I'm happy to ignore everyone around me. ^^ The kids still love twirling Pokestops and watching evolutions, so there's something for everyone!
(Except Kaitlyn, who's not really into Pokemon.)
hS