Subject: Hello newbie. Please have a pot of black-hole coffee. (nm)
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Posted on: 2018-03-26 17:19:00 UTC
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Hello. by
on 2018-03-25 08:37:00 UTC
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Hello, everyone. Some of you may remember me from a few days ago, when I introduced myself to the PPC Discord Server. My name is White Anders, or at least that's my Internet name for now, and I was told I should introduce myself to the Board by a user who I believe was Tomash. At the time I resolved not to, due to not expecting to have a heavy presence among the PPC, perhaps only checking up on it once in a while to see what might be new. I'm hardly a comedy writer or indeed a writer of any sort myself, so it seemed an ill fit for me to join. That is still my intent, especially now that I've read through some of your... dicier discourses. The potential for conflict here seems massive and I've no wish to be caught up in one of your disputes; they seem QUITE unpleasant. But since I plan to be on here once in a while, I thought you all deserved to know of my existence, and I may or may not feel inclined to chime in a time or two about the interesting things you get up to, if that's alright. I thank you all for your time, and wish you happy writing.
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Salutations! by
on 2018-03-27 03:36:00 UTC
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Have the PPC survival kit, invented by me: a half-kilo of lembas and a laspistol.
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Eyyyyyyyy newbie! by
on 2018-03-27 01:12:00 UTC
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Hey, I'm Twistey, the one who periodically does something stupid and regrets it. I have several original worlds as well as a ton of fandoms... and joke fics. Lots of joke fics.
For your newbie present, I shall give you this Very Flat Flamethrower. It's great for hiding inside of things, but the fireballs it shoots are a bit slow.
Welcome to the PPC and I hope you have a good time.
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Hello newbie. Please have a pot of black-hole coffee. (nm) by
on 2018-03-26 17:19:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have some popcorn! :) (nm) by
on 2018-03-26 01:45:00 UTC
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Thank you, Eatpraylove! (nm) by
on 2018-03-26 02:35:00 UTC
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Welcome aboard! by
on 2018-03-25 21:42:00 UTC
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Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
And don't worry, you're not the only one tired of drama. Thanks for the heads-up though. -
Thank you, OpinionedAngel. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 21:53:00 UTC
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Hello newbie by
on 2018-03-25 19:53:00 UTC
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Have a pile of multi coloured pens.
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My thanks, CodeCom. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 21:48:00 UTC
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Welcome!! by
on 2018-03-25 18:57:00 UTC
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Ignore the drama and get in touch with your creative side! Enjoy this metaphorical notebook for you to practice writing (if that’s your style).
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Thank you very much, Superfluity. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 21:47:00 UTC
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Newbie *hugs* by
on 2018-03-25 18:56:00 UTC
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Yeah, this is a rotten time to join up if you have a Thing about drama. But we're keeping that on the Board for now, in its designated threads, so that the better parts of our community can continue to be.
But hey, since you're here, have a full set of dice! You get to choose your pattern. And as consolation for the shoddy patch you joined during, have this set of steel-plated trousers. You never know where the spikes will be when you're trying to sit down. -
That's clever. Thank you very much, Calliope! (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 21:46:00 UTC
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Hey there White! by
on 2018-03-25 17:05:00 UTC
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Welcome (again)!
If it helps, I wasn't much of a writer when I joined up either.
- Tomash -
Thank you, Tomash. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 17:45:00 UTC
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2018-03-25 17:05:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
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Oh, that's a clever pun, and thank you for the feathers. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 17:20:00 UTC
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Heya by
on 2018-03-25 12:08:00 UTC
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Welcome aboard!
Sorry you had to show up during... this...
But that's no reason to not show courtesy! Here, have an edible computer. -
Thank you kindly, Thoth. (nm) by
on 2018-03-25 17:50:00 UTC
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