Subject: Oh, that badfic... (nm)
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Posted on: 2018-03-01 15:20:00 UTC
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DING DONG THE SHIPFEST THREAD by
on 2018-03-01 12:19:00 UTC
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IÂ’ll sit this year out, thanks (nm) by
on 2018-03-07 12:18:00 UTC
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Red Five, standing by. by
on 2018-03-05 00:05:00 UTC
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Or in other words, I'm shippable. I'm a gangly, pale creature with brown hair, blue eyes, one cataract, and a pair of perpetually crooked glasses. My pronouns are male, and I've absolutely no limits on how I'm shipped.
Can't think of any ships I didn't already mention last year, but I'll check back when I've had more time to think. -
Aegis/Iximaz is up for shipping. (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 17:12:00 UTC
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My one ship by
on 2018-03-06 03:03:00 UTC
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... is Ix and pre-patch Mercy. They've spent quite a lot of time together.
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Nobody loves her the way I do! ;-; (nm) by
on 2018-03-06 03:22:00 UTC
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Slightly off topic, but by
on 2018-03-06 03:27:00 UTC
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... What are your feelings on Pharah/Pharmercy?
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OTP along with McHanzo! (nm) by
on 2018-03-06 04:10:00 UTC
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But why merely have Pharmercy when you can throw in Zarya? (nm) by
on 2018-03-06 15:22:00 UTC
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Pharmercya! by
on 2018-03-07 10:17:00 UTC
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Rolls right off, uh, right off the tongue.
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Oh, is it that time already? by
on 2018-03-03 11:49:00 UTC
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Grimbleygo! by
on 2018-03-03 12:03:00 UTC
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Like a sudden figure in the blackness, she appears, as if from nothing!
The ship is obvious: Alleb/education.
If you like hanging around it so much instead of us why don't you just marry it >:(
and yes you definitely owe me, I will be waiting. -
03.03.2018 IÂ’m in again. by
on 2018-03-03 11:06:00 UTC
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Old beardy-nerdy obsessive nitpicker is all the description you’ll get.
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Ship me, brothers. (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 04:27:00 UTC
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Sign me up by
on 2018-03-03 02:11:00 UTC
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Don't ship me with hS, Neshomeh, Delta Juliette, or Tomash and we're good.
Suggestions: Only two things, and they are A) that I know a LOT about BDSM and B) I really, really, really want a "throbbing manhood". :D -
Oh! Yes. Description of self. by
on 2018-03-06 03:35:00 UTC
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Uhh...... I don't really want to give a description of my actual self so I guess for necessity, just pretend I look like the head on top of Maxe's me/ace attorney. :D
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Quincy/Ace Attorney. by
on 2018-03-06 03:33:00 UTC
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/177121066823450624/417901357408845826/quincetobe.jpg
(Courtesy of yours truly) -
O H M Y (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 02:33:00 UTC
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I volunteer as tribute! by
on 2018-03-02 23:38:00 UTC
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I'm a straight male, but eh. Details.
I've got fluffy brown hair, dull blue eyes, a short rust-colored beard, and and... well... I'm not strictly scrawny any more. I've put on a bit of weight, according to my mother. Not a whole lot, but enough so my ribs aren't visible any more. -
I should clarify... by
on 2018-03-11 01:15:00 UTC
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I do not mind being paired with dudes.
Or genderbent.Or if Skar finally gets my boots off. Seriously my clodhoppers are gigantic.
It's all in good fun, right? -
We're doing this with the B-b-b-Boarders? D8 by
on 2018-03-02 23:12:00 UTC
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O-o-o-kay. *feels the call of shipping masochism* I'll contribute tomorrow.
-Twistey -
Twistey... by
on 2018-03-02 23:32:00 UTC
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You know you in no way have to do this, right? This is meant to be fun. If you don't want to be shipped, or if you don't want to write fics, you don't have to. In fact, if it makes you uncomfortable, you probably shouldn't.
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Addendum:There are, in fact, people who consistently opt out by
on 2018-03-03 21:43:00 UTC
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You can also contribute ships (and stories!) even if you have opted out, if you want to. None of this is even *remotely* mandatory, and opting out of one part doesn't prevent you from joining in on other ways if you want to. Like the badfic games, this is meant to be purely for fun. You are *in no way* obligated to participate, nor will we *in any way* judge you for not doing so. I promise.
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Nah, it's fine, actually. I get flustered, but I love it. by
on 2018-03-04 00:19:00 UTC
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In that case, Twistey/Voyd. by
on 2018-03-04 21:46:00 UTC
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They're stuck behind the
ParentalFun Control Wall together, you see. {= )
~Neshomeh -
PFFFF. OmO by
on 2018-03-12 01:25:00 UTC
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*nervous laughing* What? Why?
-Twistey -
Because we both have filters. by
on 2018-03-15 03:41:00 UTC
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Never mind that I haven't spoken to you before my rejoining this community... ah well. Ships that Pass in the Night, I suppose.
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When bae tells you to come over and parents aren't home... (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 22:08:00 UTC
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Okay, that made me grin. by
on 2018-03-05 00:21:00 UTC
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I just got on break after manning a register for an hour and a half, that makes me feel a good deal better. Thanks!
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Re: NSFW, no worries... by
on 2018-03-04 02:35:00 UTC
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The Shipfest is 100% SFW in any case. Anything else is... yeah. That'd be weird.
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Pff, I know, right? (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 21:31:00 UTC
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I guess I'm in by
on 2018-03-02 19:56:00 UTC
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I'm about 180 cm tall, physically male, Asian, not particularly muscular. My hair is medium length (reaches eyes if not styled), and I wear contacts. Usually wears jeans and an unzipped black or grey hoodie. Shirts are usually in dark colours.
I'm fine with being shipped with anyone. -
I'm in by
on 2018-03-02 18:47:00 UTC
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Suggestion about the Floof Trio... by
on 2018-03-04 00:51:00 UTC
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Granz, Thoth, and I legitimately spend hours each day cuddling one another. If ships involving us don't also involve cuddles, snuggles, nuzzles, huggles, the booping of snoots, or some combination of the above - at least a little - they are wildly inaccurate and will be deemed heresy.
(That or kissing one another on the forehead. It seems to be a comforting gesture to all of us.) -
...So we have a ship name now? (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 02:36:00 UTC
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There's also Team Prospit Extended. :P (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 03:52:00 UTC
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Carefully trying to ignore it, I see, Tomash. by
on 2018-03-03 01:13:00 UTC
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I cannot confirm or deny any of this. (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 15:47:00 UTC
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...Also, what's BLAMworthy about that? (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 19:56:00 UTC
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Wouldn't there be policy... by
on 2018-03-02 19:58:00 UTC
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... against superior/subordinate relationships? (is how I was imagining this)
- Tomash -
On IG regs by
on 2018-03-03 00:14:00 UTC
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I don't think there is a reg stating that you can't have a relationship witha a subbordinate, but you would still face repercussions as the commisar or someone above you would likely have an issue with it. Also, while there isn't (so far as I am aware) a regulation against a formentioned relationships, it is probably implied in some other reg that jt isn't okaya.
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Ah... Maybe. (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 20:26:00 UTC
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Put Granz in for the magic ship (and Mikel, if he shows up) by
on 2018-03-02 19:27:00 UTC
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ONE CARD. ONE CARD AND I WOULD HAVE BEATEN GRANZ.
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For what it's worth, I also play MtG. (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 03:56:00 UTC
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Well, there we go then! (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 21:14:00 UTC
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Yeah, but you didn't. by
on 2018-03-02 22:39:00 UTC
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Put on a good show though.
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A dog collar, but no dog? by
on 2018-03-02 18:53:00 UTC
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Do you have a very large cat, per chance? :P
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Sometimes. Other times, she has me :P by
on 2018-03-03 15:46:00 UTC
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It turns out I make a pretty good dog.
- Tomash -
Eh, what's the worst that could happen? by
on 2018-03-02 17:43:00 UTC
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For appearance, I'm a 190 cm tall, blond, blue-eyed white man, not exactly muscled. I typically wear jeans and T-shirts, though with my screenname I'm wouldn't be surprised if I showed up in Guard Flak armour.
Let's see if anybody cares about those details though.
No limits on who or what I'm willing to be shipped with. -
I'm in! by
on 2018-03-02 15:14:00 UTC
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Sure. Why start being sensible now? XD (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 15:12:00 UTC
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(That is to say, I'm shippable with anyone!) (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 15:13:00 UTC
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Shippable. Appearance irrelevant. (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 12:34:00 UTC
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As usual, I'm in. by
on 2018-03-02 09:47:00 UTC
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Yeah. I'm up for it. by
on 2018-03-02 09:34:00 UTC
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Again. I'm a male, if you can find the picture from the last London gathering, I'm the tall one.
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Interesting.... by
on 2018-03-02 08:06:00 UTC
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I am a he. Prefer the company of women, but as this is a ship thread, anything does go. Free reign is given.
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Okay, so I have to tell you something. by
on 2018-03-02 11:37:00 UTC
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This reminds me... by
on 2018-03-03 04:00:00 UTC
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Kaitbos, the Hamilton Ship. Because they've never been satisfied. And there's a million things they haven't done. But just you wait. Just you wait. *grin*
~Neshomeh -
Why do we write like we're running out of time? by
on 2018-03-03 17:35:00 UTC
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Write day and night like we're running out of time...
-Kaitlyn, non-stop -
I'm in. by
on 2018-03-02 06:58:00 UTC
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I'm a he and hetero, but shipfest, so anything goes (unless, very unlikely, I find reasons to object).
I'm about six feet tall, slightly beneath the average weight for a man, got glasses, blue eyes and curly brown hair going on black. -
Present and shippable! by
on 2018-03-02 05:36:00 UTC
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...I am slightly concerned that my phone things "shippable" is a word.
She/her, Aro/ace but here for all the things because shipfest. Tallish, slimmish, blue-gray hair and blue-gray eyes and really enjoys aerials. Is trying to say "oh God" less and "Sweet Athena" more. -
Ship me with anyone, anywhere. Let's do this! (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 02:21:00 UTC
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Oh, right. General descriptions of me might be helpful. by
on 2018-03-02 02:49:00 UTC
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Geema/ff.net by
on 2018-03-06 03:39:00 UTC
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This will be good.
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Opting innn by
on 2018-03-02 02:02:00 UTC
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Hey, ho, it's me, Larf. You can ship me any which way you want, the more stupid the more better.
As to descriptions of myself, I will leave you only with the hint that my Discord profile picture is of a ham sandwich. Make of that what you will. -
A quality ship by
on 2018-03-06 03:57:00 UTC
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Larf and a sandwich. But borrowing a specific part of Catch-22 to help write this monstrosity. You've been warned.
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I ship Larfgrace. by
on 2018-03-02 04:28:00 UTC
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Or Scapefen? Stockscape? Grapescarf?
Either way, it is the most irreverent, self-deprecating ship ever. And might involve a ham sandwich in a corset, I don't even know. *grin*
~Neshomeh -
"ham sandwich in a corset" is a hillarious mental image (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 15:39:00 UTC
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I need this. by
on 2018-03-02 17:05:00 UTC
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I need a picture of a ham sandwich in a corset.
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Oh, it's that time of year again. by
on 2018-03-02 00:24:00 UTC
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Darling are you getting jealous (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 00:26:00 UTC
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Jealous of who? (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 19:33:00 UTC
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I just realized I never officially opted in. Lemme fix that. by
on 2018-03-01 22:55:00 UTC
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Returning With Ships by
on 2018-03-03 02:13:00 UTC
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Seconding Horvat and Fortifications (nm) by
on 2018-03-04 13:17:00 UTC
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Am I just gonna get shipped with all the things? (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 13:07:00 UTC
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Yes, Birdie. by
on 2018-03-03 15:49:00 UTC
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Yes you bloody well are. Because you are a wonderful, adorable person who has done more for me than the vast majority of any people I have ever met and that deserves to be shared.
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...You're just handing them shipbait, aren't you? (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 16:30:00 UTC
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Yes. Is it working? (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 16:32:00 UTC
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Time will tell! (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 21:52:00 UTC
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Just for the record... by
on 2018-03-01 23:31:00 UTC
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Because it concerns me that you felt the need to specify "no bloodplay," I just want to remind everyone that this is meant to be lighthearted, goofy, PG-13-or-lower fun. Anything that would cross that line is off-limits for everyone, 'kay? Thanks.
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I'm in. by
on 2018-03-01 22:25:00 UTC
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Ship me with anyone or anything. There's no limits for me either.
Regarding my appearance: I'm a short, skinny-looking guy with long, thick, blond hair and a reddish goatee; I also crossdress occasionally, so a dress is as fitting as jeans and a shirt. -
Sure. by
on 2018-03-01 22:11:00 UTC
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In for anything, as always. If for some reason you want an accurate description, there's decent pictures here.
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Ehhh...fine by
on 2018-03-01 19:06:00 UTC
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A'right. 18 year old white male with some stubble,shortish brown hair, brown eyes with a hint of grey to em. Tall, somewhat stocky. Red scar on back of left hand. Wears glasses with rectangular lenses. Favors khaki cargo pants and t-shirts, occasionally a grey polo shirt if I feel like being more formal. Male pronouns, heterosexual as far as I know, though I don't mind strictly platonic cuddling with others regardless of gender. Assuming I know them well enough.
Don't ship me with Thoth, or Horvat, or Avarice please. And if you want an alternate appearance/avatar to represent me, just use a generic mail-armored dwarf with axe and shield. Or a Dark Angels Company Master from 40k. That's all I think. Have fun? -
I'm in by
on 2018-03-01 18:29:00 UTC
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For a description: Picture a bear. Now take away reason and accountability.
-Phobos -
I'm in. by
on 2018-03-01 17:05:00 UTC
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Imagine the anthropomorphic personification of a disinterested sigh. Now give it thick, wavy hair the colour of a dying field mouse and a frankly embarrassing pot belly. You are now in possession of an Scapegrace. Use it wisely, because Lord knows I don't. =]
As for recs, PhobohS and Ixomeh are always good ideas. Also corsets. Corsets work. =] -
Opting in! by
on 2018-03-01 15:12:00 UTC
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No limits. None. I'd prefer if you're going to ship me if you'd use they/them, because, well, they're my pronouns.
I am tall, with dirty blond hair (No longer green, sadly.) I'm sort-of skinny and below average weight, and have blue eyes. Nothing unusual, honestly. -
I'm also so white I'm practically translucent. (nm) by
on 2018-03-02 04:52:00 UTC
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I ship all you pale people, with a sunlamp. by
on 2018-03-02 05:45:00 UTC
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Or on a beach or something. Get you some vitamin D!
... And that wasn't meant as a pun, but Shipfest, so I'm making it one. *eg*
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Sure, why not. by
on 2018-03-01 15:00:00 UTC
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I would love to see what people come up with, just don't ship me with Thoth. Other than that, go for it! I look forwards to seeing what pairings get made!
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Oops, forgot a description. by
on 2018-03-01 15:10:00 UTC
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I have never not been in. by
on 2018-03-01 14:24:00 UTC
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If you actually care to bother with accurate descriptions in something this silly, have the Bath 2009 Gathering (Among Others) Report. It's a fun read and I haven't changed much. {= )
~Neshomeh -
Sure, put me in. by
on 2018-03-01 12:54:00 UTC
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Tall, scrawny, brown hair, lots of tattoos and piercings.
May I also submit (should Nesh opt in) Neshomeh/Thoth in recognition of their first mission together? -
I'm in by
on 2018-03-01 12:37:00 UTC
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Thoth/Nesh when (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 02:16:00 UTC
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Already beat you to it. :P (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 03:00:00 UTC
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Consider it a second vote. (nm) by
on 2018-03-03 03:16:00 UTC
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Spehs Mahrines by
on 2018-03-01 15:13:00 UTC
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What about the pheromones that spehs mahrines give off? Those would help with shipping.
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Oh, that badfic... (nm) by
on 2018-03-01 15:20:00 UTC
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