Have some Swiss bleepolate. If you don't mind sharing, what's the story behind your screen name?

~Z

Hi there! I'm Twistey, a fellow pun lover who doesn't like to admit it. Oops as well. I have lots of fandoms and make a good amount of original stuff too.

So, anything else about you? Fandoms? Original writing? What brought you here? Etc.

For your newbie gift, here, have a bottle of this purple stuff I invented. It may or may not be an antidote to the yellow stuff I gave another newbie a while back. I won't tell. If you stick around long enough, you'll learn what exactly that yellow stuff does and what the holders of the purple stuff must do.

Nice to meet you! Welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

(I need to answer quicker.) Still, please accept a bag of black-hole chocolates as a welcome gift.

I wish you well, have a half-kilo of lembas bread.

Don't worry about the pun-lover thing, you'll be in excellent company.

Have a pile of multi coloured pens.

Nice to meet you! What's your favorite genre, beit of writing or of movie? Welcome aboard, and enjoy your stay. Have a pair of sneakers with laser pointers on the ends. You'll never know when you'll need them most.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is