Subject: Hey newbie.
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2018-02-25 23:53:00 UTC

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • Salutations! by Avarice on 2018-02-25 23:40:00 UTC Reply

    Hallow! The name is Avarice, and that's what I'll go by when I appear here. I hope I can be of use around here, fair warning I'm a pun lover. Oops. Well I guess that's all I have to say on this matter. Let's all hope to get along.

    • Welcome! by Zingenmir on 2018-03-03 21:54:00 UTC Reply

      Have some Swiss bleepolate. If you don't mind sharing, what's the story behind your screen name?

      ~Z

    • Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy newbie! by twistedwindowpane on 2018-03-02 23:09:00 UTC Reply

      Hi there! I'm Twistey, a fellow pun lover who doesn't like to admit it. Oops as well. I have lots of fandoms and make a good amount of original stuff too.

      So, anything else about you? Fandoms? Original writing? What brought you here? Etc.

      For your newbie gift, here, have a bottle of this purple stuff I invented. It may or may not be an antidote to the yellow stuff I gave another newbie a while back. I won't tell. If you stick around long enough, you'll learn what exactly that yellow stuff does and what the holders of the purple stuff must do.

      Nice to meet you! Welcome to the PPC!

      -Twistey


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    • Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2018-03-01 21:37:00 UTC Reply

      Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

    • First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2018-03-01 13:13:00 UTC Reply
    • Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2018-02-28 20:17:00 UTC Reply

      (I need to answer quicker.) Still, please accept a bag of black-hole chocolates as a welcome gift.

    • welcome aboard! by 61516 on 2018-02-28 00:33:00 UTC Reply

      I wish you well, have a half-kilo of lembas bread.

    • Welcome! Have some popcorn! :) by eatpraylove on 2018-02-27 16:23:00 UTC Reply

      Don't worry about the pun-lover thing, you'll be in excellent company.

    • Hello newbie by CodeCom on 2018-02-26 12:23:00 UTC Reply

      Have a pile of multi coloured pens.

    • Heya! by Maxewell on 2018-02-26 01:28:00 UTC Reply

      Nice to meet you! What's your favorite genre, beit of writing or of movie? Welcome aboard, and enjoy your stay. Have a pair of sneakers with laser pointers on the ends. You'll never know when you'll need them most.

      • Genre by Avarice on 2018-02-26 01:50:00 UTC Reply

        When it comes to genres, I excel in fantasy. Quite a bit of sci-fi gets mixed in as well.

    • Hello newbie! by OpinionedAngel on 2018-02-26 01:11:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

      • Warm welcomes by Avarice on 2018-02-26 01:53:00 UTC Reply

        Thank you, and to the others as well who welcomed me. I can't wait to be an actual part of ppc.

    • Hey newbie. by Iximaz on 2018-02-25 23:53:00 UTC Reply

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

      • Fandoms by Avarice on 2018-02-26 01:51:00 UTC Reply

        I'll be sure to read up on them very soon. My favorite fandoms happen to be the run of the mill things; Furry, Undertale, Homestuck, etc, etc.