Subject: I couldn't resist
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Posted on: 2018-02-09 03:20:00 UTC
"So. You say that I am not real." Thoth loomed over the terrified newbie.
It seemed the newbie had more intelligence than sense. "U-uh.. y-yes... That's t-the idea..."
"And you, originating from World One, are."
"y-yes..."
Thoth smiled. It didn't reach his eyes. "An interesting hypothesis."
The newbie relaxed slightly. Perhaps he'd be alright. "Thank you-"
"Let's test it."
"W-what?"
A fireball appeared in Thoth's palm. "As a non-real entity, I should not be able to effect entities, such as you, that are real. I submit that we test this. Perhaps I light you on fire. Or crush you. Of course, if you're wrong, it may be fatal, but the knowledge to be gained is well worth the risk."
The newbie let off a terrified squeal and ran away.
"Ho, Thoth!" said Tom, turning the corner. "What're you up to?"
"I was having a civil discussion with a newbie," said Thoth. "He submitted the hypothesis that I was not real."
Tom put his hand to his head. "Bloody hell. Not again..."