Subject: Comments and a decision (of sorts).
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Posted on: 2017-10-23 10:23:00 UTC

Okay, first, some housekeeping:

-Your need to put PGP signatures on everything feels kind of like a lack of trust in the PPC. Okay, you use Tor - that's not actually banned. But assuming that we'll look at a troll claiming to be you and go 'onoes we must have misjudged TripleDES all this time BANBANBAN' is... strange? Because we're not actually sitting here looking for any excuse to ban you.

-Given that people may be using either a phone or a browser, it's usually better to provide something that can be read on either. Google Docs work perfectly for this, since they adjust to the screen width. Your Permission Request is very difficult to read on the PC. It's also hard to copy and paste quotes from, since things like linebreaks don't show up at all on the copy.

-The reason for the character bios being requested at 200 words is that you shouldn't need to put much in them. The purpose of the bios is to check that you haven't slipped something Suvian into the backstory or powers that doesn't show up in the writing sample. That's it. It's not so we get their entire life story.

Now, onto the request itself. I'm going to go through this in order and comment on what I see:

-'Because I don’t feel right bullying other people over their Mary Sues...' This is an immediate warning bell for me. Do you think the PPC is about bullying people? In your explanation to Iximaz, you use language such as 'taking huge amounts of flak and ridicule from someone anonymous', which suggests you kind of do.

That isn't what we do. The PPC community is very clear about the distinction between authors and their characters. Comment on the characters doing stupid things, but never say a word about the authors. And that's not in a 'nudge nudge, that Sue is so badly written she probably lived in her mother's basement in a previous life, NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WRITER hehe' sense - it's that we recognise that writing is an art form, and one that takes practice. We were all bad writers once, and many of us have PPC'd our own stories for it. That doesn't say anything about us as people, and if anyone thinks that poking fun at badfics is a stand-in for mocking the authors, I advise them to think again - several times.

(Also, I realise you're into the crypto thing, but honestly? It's ridiculously easy to find my name on the internet, but I'd still be 'anonymous to the majority of bad fic authors'. So is every reviewer on Fanfiction.net. Most people don't try and find out who's 'really' talking to them.)

-Your first agent is a canon character (indeed, the main protagonist), albeit in a fiction canon. There go the alarm bells again. Have you read Jasper Fforde's Jurisfiction books? Because it seems like your notion of how the world of fiction works is closer to that than to the PPC's model. You talk about John Smith has since sought work as a fictional character in other venues, but in the PPC multiverse, canon characters don't get to wander off when their series ends. They exist in closed universes - 'realised' to a greater or lesser extent, but always there. They don't move between them, and they don't 'notice' when new installments come out - that's just their timeline, for all it's still being written.

-You also talk about 'a character shield which is powered by two AAA batteries... protects a character from all harm... only for the hero designated by the writers'. Again, this assumes a completely different worldview than that used by the PPC: one in which writers wander into their fiction, and are known by their creations (and can issue technology to an entire genre, somehow). I'll admit it's an amusing idea, and would work pefectly in Jurisfiction, but not in the PPC.

-Your second agent is also a canon character, and has exactly the same issues: she exists in a world where she can wander between fiction at will, and is 'out of work' since her show's cancellation.

-You wrote over 500 words on their car. Here is what you actually needed to write: 'Instead of a normal Response Centre, John and Ayumi use an old car, to make them more like a buddy cop movie'. That's what I mean by overkill. :)

-If your agents are in the Department of Floaters, their department head is the Floating Hyacinth, who isn't prone to yelling. 'the trope of an angry, yelling police chief' may well be common, but it would be a big change to the PPC canon.

-The Department of Floaters isn't just about what canon they work in - it's about what type of missions they tackle. From the All-Purpose Department wiki page:

The All-Purpose Department contains agents who are willing to work in only one fandom but accept all types of missions. Compare to the Department of Floaters, whose agents may work in any fandom and take any type of mission, and the DMS and DBS's Freelance Divisions, whose agents may work in any fandom but only do assassinations or exorcisms, respectively.

So if you're only intending to tackle Mary-Sues, pop them in DMS-Freelance instead.

-Surprisingly, I have no problem with the idea of a portalling car. I'm not sure what the 'real' effect of the travel montage is, though - what do John and Ayumi actually experience? Do they sit in the car and watch it play out on the screen? Do they get teleported from scene to scene?

-'Typical for police dramas, both Ayumi and John carry badges.' Uh... what canon are you writing for, again? Because it doesn't sound like you want to write for the PPC at all.

... I'm skipping ahead.

-I'm looking through the 'writing sample', and... you're not writing the PPC. You don't mention anything from the PPC. Other than 'killing badfic', your story has nothing to do with the PPC.

So... good news! To write a buddy cop show about John and Ayumi, badfic police extraordinaire, their quirky old car, and their shouty Chief who wants Their Badges And Guns You're Off The Case, you don't need Permission! :D You can write it, post it somewhere (I recommend fanfiction.net, though some prefer Archive of Our Own), and let people read it! I'm sure there are people here in the PPC who'd love to beta it for you - folks whose interests include the intersection of anime and action - and we'd be happy for you to plug it on the Board when it's up so we can take a look.

But it's not a PPC story, so it doesn't need PPC Permission. Case... closed.

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