Subject: Backwards writing + kiddie spy book = loads of fun.
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Posted on: 2012-11-06 03:41:00 UTC
"In the of Da Vinci?"
.deednI
.snalp 'stnegA no ni gnitteg morf seuS speek ti dnA
You know, if you ever feel like writing a mission like that.
Alexandria's Genesis is not a viable excuse for Suvian traits.
-Like, ever.
For that matter, I will not try to gain superpowers the same way that many superheroes attained theirs. I will only end up either killing or severely wounding myself in the attempt.
-Not to mention that most of the superheroes got their powers by accident.
It would be a funny sight though, Sherlock deducing the SO.
Sherlock's used to deducing people, could he deduce Flowers?
Oh wait, of course he can.
He's SHERLOCK.
"Puddles of fanboy," and "recruit Sherlock to the PPC," especially. We'd get a John wandering around as well and I'm not certain he'd survive being crushed under the fangirlishness that would surely ensue. :)
I am not allowed to use the 'flawless logic' of 'hammer-wielding superhero -> Captain Hammer -> Nathan Fillion -> Mal Reynolds' to explain why Thor needs to be wearing a brown coat while having space smuggling adventures.
I am not allowed to introduce characters from the Dr. Horrible canon to anyone to the Avengers-verse.
Agent Amara Coris' Grief Seed is an important magical artifact. Agents who try to steal it to sell as a 'Completely Canon-Accurate Collectible Grief Seed' will be transferred to the Department with the biggest paperwork backlog.
"I will not allow Kiel, Pinkie Pie, and Deadpool to meet"
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TOO. FREAKING. LATE.
I will not call Agent Narav a 'son of a bitch' as a pun. It's not that funny.
I will not force Ramandu's Daughter and Yvaine to sing twinkle, twinkle, little star.
I will not dance around naked upwind from Tris (Circle of Magic).
- Nor will I ask Luxury to do so.
I will not introduce Briar to a bloodoak.
- He' just get it to eat me instead.
-I am not aloud to pilot an AT-AT outside of the Star Wars continuum, even if the Mary Sue deserves it.
-The same goes for Imperator Titans.
-It's probably safe to say that I'm not aloud to pilot any Giant Mecha period.
-Lux should never meet Mr Wickham from Pride and Prejudice, either.
-It would not end well.
Lux should especially not be introduced to Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood.
-Placing bets on who would get bored first is also banned.
I will not attempt an all-HQ rendition of Gangnam Style.
-Nor will I do it for my department.
Tonight on (Un)Intelligence...
Eyyyy, where's the Bleeprin?
CURSE YOU, LILY! YOU AND YOUR BRAIN-INFECTING IDEAS! -has itchy hands, which is never a good sign-
WIN.
Sadly, yours makes a lot more sense than the one I made for my video game nerd OC Eli Goodwinter.
Of course, I'm still working on that one.
Or would that be "heroine"? Hurr durr.
Anyhoo, I don't think Penny or Yakov are going to stop singing this anytime soon, much to Lucia and Nasir's great despair.
Such is the magnitude of the epicness.
I bahaha'd.
... but have you seen the Big Trouble in Little China Gangnam parody, "Lo-Pan Style"?
And it will be awesome.
…That first one made me quite happy. It's not fair to the Borg, it would get in the way of their quest for perfection. :)
Oh, and it's Borg not Borgs. Nitpicky Trekkie, sorry. But yes. Awesome.
I've been missing these. Peter's Evil Overlord List is starting to not be quite as funny as it was for me anymore...
Although, in terms of the last point, the spider was rather gung-ho as it was. Peter didn't do jack, if I remember correctly. Thing just bit him out of nowhere.
Eh. Whatever. Provoking it is still pretty back-asswards to do in the first place.
Another movie-related suggestion: (Avengers)
* I will not, in any way shape or form, attempt to remove the Marvel Universe Tessaract and convince the characters of Madeline L'Engle's time quartet, notably those who were once stars, to attempt to use it.
If anybody actually understands the second bit, they win internet cookies. I just needed to get the silly from the fact that both series use the word entirely differently off my chest...
That was a good book, back when I read it. Though the sequels gave me entirely the wrong idea about mitochondria.
Hm:
-I will not bring A Wrinkle in Time mitochondria to the Medical department.
I don't know how the Tesseract in Avengers works, but if it's not like the Wrinkle one...
(I actually have yet to see Avengers. I am a horrible person.)
... Holding up the glowing cube and going "This is not a tesseract."
(In Wrinkle - well, and in Wind in the Door - tesseract is the process of leaping through folds in space-time to depart from one destination and arrive in another. Tessering [that's the verb form,] is one of the main powers of the three "witches" who are Meg and Charles Wallace's first teachers, but Meg and Charles can do it as well, on their own, given the motivation.)
The avengers one is a glowing cube that is the mcguffin of the movie.
The tessaract in the Avengers:
.metsys latrop citcalagretni aiv htraE kcatta ot ymra neila na snommuS
Or, at least, that's how it was used in the movie. Not sure what it was actually supposed to do.
Other than the ymra neila, it's supposed to be the key to space travel (and possibly time travel, I'm not certain which comics they're following or more than the general outline of the comics in any case,) and a source of completely clean energy. Something like that. I'm sure it will show up again next time. :)
Oooooh.
Also, how'd you like the gnitirw sdrawkcab? I'm like Da Vinci up in here-
Oh, sorry.
I was rooming with a fangirl when it came out, so I got my head stuffed full of extra knowlege about it that the movie may or may not have completely followed. (I also got the heck spoiled out of that movie by the people who went the first night.)
I very much approve of .icniV aD fo eht ni gnitrw Unfortunately, I don't have a mirror. ?kniht uoy t'nod ,yna sa sreliops latnedicca tsniaga tnerreted a evitceffe sa s'ti dnA.
It takes a fairly long time, though. :)
"In the of Da Vinci?"
.deednI
.snalp 'stnegA no ni gnitteg morf seuS speek ti dnA
You know, if you ever feel like writing a mission like that.
I did read that series. Been a while, though.
The whole world is buzzing about Disney buying Star Wars. Almost more than the election. (Don't respond to that. The election is DO NOT WANT for me.)
And I remember that LOTR scene. I always thought it was either incredibly silly pandering to teenage boys or completely awesome.