Subject: Greetings, newbie!
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Posted on: 2019-04-05 12:45:00 UTC
For your newbie gift, have a stone which may or may not have some kind of magical ability or give you superpowers. I am not responsible for the consequences of touching or using it.
Hope you have a great time here!
Hi Boarders! I’m Crazy Minh, a Fanfiction author and riffer of badfics. I’ve got some experience dissecting travesties of fanfiction over at Library of the Damned, where I’m a guest riffer. I believe Herr used to frequent these parts of the internet? Herr Wozzak? Anyone?
*potential cricket noise*
Eh, not important. Anyway, with some experience riffing fanfics under my belt, I thought I’d try my hand at PPC’ing some fanfics. Before anyone asks, I’ve read the FAQ, the Constitution, the Permission Guidelines, and the Original Series (well, most of it. Haven’t quite found the time to finish reading episodes 17 onwards, but I’ll get round to it)
A little about myself: I’m a avid Sci-Fi geek, and my everday vernacular is often littered with exclamations of Peta’Q, Gorram, Frak, Zark, and other such phrases. I’m a massive Trekkie, specifically TNG and DS9, though I absolutely DESPISE STD. I mean, this is mouth-frothing, eye-popping hatred we’re talking. That insufferable Sue Burnham can die in a fire for all I care. Where was I?
Ah yes, about me. I’m hyperlexic, and have forgotten more books in my 28 years on this ball of rock than most will ever read in a lifetime. I’ a big fan of Asimov, Heinlein and Clarke, and have read I, Robot so many times that I can recite it word-for-word. I’m not as big of a fan of fantasy, but I have read Tolkien’s works, and I have been a fan of Harry Potter since the day it was released.
I’m alsoa avid tabletop gamer, having played Warhammer 40k to death (to’tau’va folks!), and currently play D&D every Wednesday evening with my gaming group. I’ve also been known to play Cyberpunk, Shadowrun & MTG on occassion.
Well, that’s anout it for intros. Catch you in the funny pages, folks!
Please let me offer you a pot of black-hole coffee.
Also, quick question. Would you happen to know a superhero verse called Whateley Academy? The name you use definitely rings some bells for me.
I honestly didn't expect to run into you here Hadric. Nice to see you ;).
Yes, I am the same Crazy Minh on the Whateley Academy forums. As far as I know, I'm the only person to use this username anywhere online. I could be wrong, but...
...yeah, I'll just keep my answer limited. I'm currently on hiatus from the WA community, but I'll be back soon enough.
Thanks for crossing over Minh! Have a Hitchhiker's Guide to Fanfiction Tropes.
How? From where?
I'm another newbie! Have some explosive chocolate!
Hello there, newbie! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.
For your gift, have five blank Rider Cards from the Kamen Rider continuum and a solid gold spork!
I bring color-changing chia pets as a gift. Would you prefer the hedgehog, or sheep?
*throws confetti*
And yeah, Herr used to be a lot more active here. (Also, *Wozzeck. *collects mini-boarder*) I miss him too.
You have great taste in fandoms, so here's a dozen bottles of Bleeprin, a Minecraft figure of Commander Riker, and some Sony headphones with the Ravenclaw insignia! Enjoy your stay! :D
For your newbie gift, have a stone which may or may not have some kind of magical ability or give you superpowers. I am not responsible for the consequences of touching or using it.
Hope you have a great time here!
In terms of my fanfiction, I have a fair number of stories over at FF.net. Not all of them are particularly good (in fact, only one is really decent, at least as far as I'm concerned), most of them video game ones. My most notable story is the Destiny fanfic Outbound Hopes, which I'm currently on hiatus from while I deal with some personal issues.
Here's the link if anyone's interested:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12681906/1/Outbound-Hopes
I also have two stinkers which you're free to let loose at.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12381342/1/Borderlands-The-Post-Sequel
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12375809/1/The-Depths-of-the-Night
They're both from really early on in my FF writing career, and they're old shames of mine.
Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Also, for identification purposes in future posts, you can put your username in the "Author" text box when posting replies or messages. That way we'll know you made the post straight away and your activity will be easier to track!
First of all, have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor. Second of all, no need for cricket noises, I've read some missions written by Herr Wozzak. Third of all, welcome fellow 40k player! Admittedly, I played my first game the day before yesterday, but I have a fully painted IG kill team and a partially painted space marine kill team. What format of 40k do you play?
Oh, forgot Smeg. That’s always a useful one