Please let me offer you a pot of black-hole coffee.
Also, quick question. Would you happen to know a superhero verse called Whateley Academy? The name you use definitely rings some bells for me.

Thanks for crossing over Minh! Have a Hitchhiker's Guide to Fanfiction Tropes.

I'm another newbie! Have some explosive chocolate!

Hello there, newbie! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

For your gift, have five blank Rider Cards from the Kamen Rider continuum and a solid gold spork!

I bring color-changing chia pets as a gift. Would you prefer the hedgehog, or sheep?

*throws confetti*

And yeah, Herr used to be a lot more active here. (Also, *Wozzeck. *collects mini-boarder*) I miss him too.

You have great taste in fandoms, so here's a dozen bottles of Bleeprin, a Minecraft figure of Commander Riker, and some Sony headphones with the Ravenclaw insignia! Enjoy your stay! :D

For your newbie gift, have a stone which may or may not have some kind of magical ability or give you superpowers. I am not responsible for the consequences of touching or using it.

Hope you have a great time here!

In terms of my fanfiction, I have a fair number of stories over at FF.net. Not all of them are particularly good (in fact, only one is really decent, at least as far as I'm concerned), most of them video game ones. My most notable story is the Destiny fanfic Outbound Hopes, which I'm currently on hiatus from while I deal with some personal issues.

Here's the link if anyone's interested:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12681906/1/Outbound-Hopes

I also have two stinkers which you're free to let loose at.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12381342/1/Borderlands-The-Post-Sequel

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12375809/1/The-Depths-of-the-Night

They're both from really early on in my FF writing career, and they're old shames of mine.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Also, for identification purposes in future posts, you can put your username in the "Author" text box when posting replies or messages. That way we'll know you made the post straight away and your activity will be easier to track!

First of all, have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor. Second of all, no need for cricket noises, I've read some missions written by Herr Wozzak. Third of all, welcome fellow 40k player! Admittedly, I played my first game the day before yesterday, but I have a fully painted IG kill team and a partially painted space marine kill team. What format of 40k do you play?

Oh, forgot Smeg. That’s always a useful one