Hi, I'm new...

Hi, I'm new... by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 18:48:00 UTC

Welcome aboard! by OpinionedAngel on 2019-01-21 00:52:00 UTC Reply

Hello newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Eya newbie! *waves back* by twistedwindowpane on 2019-01-19 23:55:00 UTC Reply

I'm Twistey! Have a bowl of my latest creation, Poe Slaw! It's not actually coleslaw, it's a dessert, and it's got Bleeprin in it to make you feel better. Welcome aBoard! Got any agent ideas?

-Twistey
Welcome aboard! by Grundleplith on 2019-01-19 20:34:00 UTC Reply

Have a Haro in the color of your choice!
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Hello there by Shade on 2019-01-17 11:27:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board, hope you enjoy yourself here.

Have a self-inking quill, it saves a lot of time.

Re: Hello there by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-17 22:20:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! I'm sure I will!

Hello, newbie! by Snowblaze on 2019-01-17 07:34:00 UTC Reply

What are your fandoms?

For your newbie gift, have a notebook which totally won’t posses you if you write in it. Just don’t set the Basilisk on me!

Re: Hello, newbie! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-17 22:42:00 UTC Reply

Phantom of the Opera and Pirates of the Caribbean are my only real fandoms at the moment. I love Lord of the Rings, Narnia, and Star Wars, but refuse to read fanfiction for those continua because I don't want to see them desecrated. There's also a handful of things I'm fond of, but I'm not really in any of the fandoms, if that makes sense.

Thanks for the notebook! *goes off to set basilisk on unsuspecting Mary Sues*

Hello! by 61516 on 2019-01-16 23:10:00 UTC Reply

Have a slightly used suit of Imperial Guard issue flak armor, guaranteed for life (average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15hrs).

Re: Hello! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 23:15:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! *takes it* I'll save it for when I encounter a particularly overpowered Mary Sue...

Welcome! by Ozzielot on 2019-01-16 21:34:00 UTC Reply

Have a brownie topped with marshmallows!

Re: Welcome! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 23:03:00 UTC Reply

...That was me. I didn't realize I wasn't logged in. *facepalm*
Re: Welcome! by Anonymous on 2019-01-16 23:00:00 UTC Reply

Yum! Thanks! *eats*

Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2019-01-16 21:13:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2019-01-16 20:59:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is