Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2019-01-16 20:59:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • Hi, I'm new... by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 18:48:00 UTC Reply

    I've been reading (and re-reading) PPC stories for a LONG time, but this is my first post on the Board. *smiles and waves* It's nice to meet you all!

    • Welcome aboard! by OpinionedAngel on 2019-01-21 00:52:00 UTC Reply

      Hello newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

    • Eya newbie! *waves back* by twistedwindowpane on 2019-01-19 23:55:00 UTC Reply

      I'm Twistey! Have a bowl of my latest creation, Poe Slaw! It's not actually coleslaw, it's a dessert, and it's got Bleeprin in it to make you feel better. Welcome aBoard! Got any agent ideas?

      -Twistey

    • Welcome aboard! by Grundleplith on 2019-01-19 20:34:00 UTC Reply

      Have a Haro in the color of your choice!
      https://www.gtsdistribution.com/images/BLUBAN228374_l.jpg

    • Hello there by Shade on 2019-01-17 11:27:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the board, hope you enjoy yourself here.

      Have a self-inking quill, it saves a lot of time.

    • Hello, newbie! by Snowblaze on 2019-01-17 07:34:00 UTC Reply

      What are your fandoms?

      For your newbie gift, have a notebook which totally won’t posses you if you write in it. Just don’t set the Basilisk on me!

      • Re: Hello, newbie! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-17 22:42:00 UTC Reply

        Phantom of the Opera and Pirates of the Caribbean are my only real fandoms at the moment. I love Lord of the Rings, Narnia, and Star Wars, but refuse to read fanfiction for those continua because I don't want to see them desecrated. There's also a handful of things I'm fond of, but I'm not really in any of the fandoms, if that makes sense.

        Thanks for the notebook! *goes off to set basilisk on unsuspecting Mary Sues*

    • Hello! by 61516 on 2019-01-16 23:10:00 UTC Reply

      Have a slightly used suit of Imperial Guard issue flak armor, guaranteed for life (average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15hrs).

      • Re: Hello! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 23:15:00 UTC Reply

        Thanks! *takes it* I'll save it for when I encounter a particularly overpowered Mary Sue...

    • Welcome! by Ozzielot on 2019-01-16 21:34:00 UTC Reply

      Have a brownie topped with marshmallows!

      • Re: Welcome! by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 23:03:00 UTC Reply

        ...That was me. I didn't realize I wasn't logged in. *facepalm*

      • Re: Welcome! by Anonymous on 2019-01-16 23:00:00 UTC Reply

        Yum! Thanks! *eats*

    • Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2019-01-16 21:13:00 UTC Reply

      Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

    • Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2019-01-16 20:59:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

      • Re: Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by SunAndMoon on 2019-01-16 23:11:00 UTC Reply

        Thanks! It looks delicious! *eats*

        I've read the Original Series multiple times, and I frequently poke around the Wiki. :)

        *scurries off to read the Constitution*