Subject: Has Despatch seen any activity lately?
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Posted on: 2018-12-30 01:12:00 UTC

Because if anyone has agents in this department, boy, do I have the fic for you! (I have it in more ways than one. I actually wrote this badfic. I was... 10 or so.)

Hey, everyone, I'm Twistey, and welcome to the first installment of Garbage I Wrote, a multi-post series about terrible pieces of writing I created when I was too young to care what a Mary Sue was. Ah, those were the days. So let's get started with one of our only two fanfics that made it into completion, shall we?

"Haunted Children" takes place in the Real World, and stars four children who have powers associated with prominent villains from four continua. They eventually learn they're the reincarnations... somehow. And there's no suspense whatsoever, nor any indication of why we should care about any of this.

Read it here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kSu4WJnfDW28OvLH4xDlC5SMyrLL95Vq/view

Creative Things You Could Attempt In Response To This:
- Spork it. I'd totally let you do that legitimately.
- MST it.
- Fix the story to make it a goodfic.
- Fix the story to make it an original fic.
- I dunno... recruit the characters? I'd also totally let you do that legitimately.

-Twistey

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