Subject: *blasts the snow car*
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Posted on: 2018-12-31 23:51:00 UTC
You didn't make that one fireproof! Haha!
And to Edward, what if I throw in a nice, pocket-sized flamethrower to make that nightmarish mission easier to end?
*A decoy gasps.*
Don't worry, brothers, I took it out of one of the defective ones. We don't like a defect in this business, ja?
*The decoy nods.*
Keep digging.
*The decoys are getting close to breaking through the floor.*
-Twistey
Everyone gets whatever they can take from the shipping container of Imperial Guard surplus I've brought in. (The ship is St.Celestine/Malakim Phoros.)
Hot chocolate for all!
With that in mind... Packets of metallic feather down for everyone! Just add a magnet or two and watch the fun begin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WkIEv_NG8
Peace on Earth, folks, and good will to all! <3
That was supposed to say "metallic powder down". Think of the kind produced by parrots or herons, but from Skarmory's iron feathers!
Everyone gets a bolt shell casing engraved with a Chapter marking of their choice!
On further inspection, it looks like it's an unfired round, sent here by random Warp activity. I hope no one needed this.
Grabs the recaf from the shipping crate.
Chocolate chip cookies for everyone!
Would make my own, but I can't be bothered.
There doesn’t appear to be much snow... well, I can fix that!
*uses snow powers to cover the entire Board in snow*
I have two elemental agents as well, well, agents-to-be (one has earth powers, one has gravity powers, they'll be partners), but I don't have Permission yet.
So for now, I guess I'll just have to find some extras among my canon brethren and convince them to hide their faces so no one gets alarmed. Be right back. *portals to Wolfenstein 3D*
-Twistey
It might screw up their flamethrowers, but nothing else, really.
*To the decoys* You three, hover your way over there.
-Twistey
that you hand over the goodies you promised him. Meanwhile, I am digging a tunnel a safe distance on the other side of my wall.
*hands a 1-up and a bottle of serum to Edward*
Hehe. You're welcome.
-Twistey
“I have a bad feeling - your laugh sounds suspiciously evil.”
Meanwhile I’m buried under snow somewhere. Wait - I just had an idea. Fireproof avalanche, anyone? Thing is, the Board’s flat...
Except maybe without the white hair, since it's supposed to be identifiable as Snowblaze. Maybe there's some ice/snow in your hair, like Elsa.
-Twistey
Now to build an igloo.
I brought a truckload of chocolate frogs, eat them quick before they hop away!
Well, at least it isn't one of the spoilery characters from certain works of recent media - wouldn't wanna attract that much controversy lol. And hey, it could've been worse, I could've gotten Cursed Child's What's-Her-Name or something... *shivers*
As an eagle myself I’m pleased with that!
*munches frog*
The photo is very blurry and the name is mostly scratched off somehow. It reads "-ana Black: annoying Mary Sue".
It will fetch a pretty mint amongst collectors.
Thanks.
-Twistey
I could be wrong, it could just be a product of the PPC, but Mary Sues showing up on Chocolate Frog cards seems to be a bad thing.
-Twistey
He probably deserves one.
I'll take 'em back to the lab to experiment on them so I can build different laser weapons out of them, if that's alright with you.
-Twistey
The Imperial lasgun is one of the worse weapons available in the 41st millennium.