Adding to the shower of odd gifts you're probably getting, here's a self-updating hard copy of the List of Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the PPC. Welcome aBoard! (>'-')>

Yeah, is a bit weird when you first post on here, but you've jumped in. So here's a floaty.

Hope you have a great time onBoard! Have a shovel.

Have some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series!

Have a hot chocolate!

Have a slightly used suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life. (Average lifespan of a deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)

OCEAN MAN!

TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND!

*quiets down* Ahem. Ahem hem.

Hi, I'm Twistey. Have a Super Crown that I'm trying to keep from getting into the hands of my boyfriend (Willis64). Welcome aBoard.

-Twistey

Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

Well, if you already have all this chocolate, let me give you a pot of black-hole coffee. Hope you'll enjoy your stay here for a long time.

/have some chocolate bark!

What are your favorite fandoms, fics and so forth? And missions, of course? ;)

And that greeting really does apply here, given your username. XD Oh, may I ask what fandoms you're a part of?

In the meantime, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

I'm going to try something new with your Welcome Gift, and send my customary Swiss bleepolate in the hands of an adorably sleepy polar bear cub! It's good for hugs and may stick around if you want it to.

Also a standard: have you read the PPC Constitution yet? It's important and thus the first thing we send everyone to read upon arrival :) I believe there's a link at the top of the page!

And I'm going to let someone else take it from here, because I'm at least as sleepy as that polar bear cub... :)

~Z

You can have an ocean-themed gift to go with your name: a seashell with magic powers!