Subject: Sue-lebrity Deathmatch?
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Posted on: 2018-12-18 01:01:00 UTC
If it is what I think, beam me up Scotty!
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The Sue-Arena is now open for use. by
on 2018-12-18 00:11:00 UTC
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Set in the Cringe Factory, you can open a portal to it.
(Basically, a sparkly Hunger Games arena that’s open year-round.) -
Hah! A Sue arena, you say? by
on 2018-12-18 16:32:00 UTC
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Right now, I happen to be developing a fighter game with pretty much the exact same premise! (Only difference is that my arena is also run by a Sue, and it's secretly training the Sues to overthrow the "plot cops", or writing critics.)
Which begs the question, do you want to help me create some of the characters? And/or can I take my Sues from said game for a quasi-test run in here?
-Twistey -
Re: Hah! A Sue arena, you say? by
on 2018-12-18 19:48:00 UTC
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2) Sure.
1)... create characters for your game? Sure.
(As it happens, I created a NaNoWriMo in... let’s see... third grade? Fourth grade? I don’t know, but the main characters, three triplets, were Sues. Since the nightmare has been deleted, I don’t remember their names, but I dinstinctly remember DNAs of several different dragons, mythical creatures (ice phoenix, which is kind of a contradiction), and shape shifting abilities, which made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Also... wangst. Like... a lot of wangst. And bad prose, but the grammar was good.) -
Nice. by
on 2018-12-19 14:36:00 UTC
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1) Well, not really, I already have enough character ideas for the first version of the game. I just need folks to help me flesh them out.
2. I'll post my most finished Sues for the game into the thread.
-Twistey -
Very long post: Wait, I just remembered that I made a copy. by
on 2018-12-18 22:09:00 UTC
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Okay, so their names are Evie, Crystal, and Sylvia (my favorite is Evie already), and apparently Evie and Sylvia are twins while Crystal is a year older.
Wait no Evie stands for Evyline. Just... what.
Oh they’re nine and eight. That... slightly improves their personalities for me?
Okay they have a name an lion named Nemo, a winged snake named Acid and a fire-breathing snake named Ashy.
They have wings,
They don’t have phoenix DNA, I lied. But they have fairy DNA, shapeshifter DNA, and 50% “fairy and faerie” DNA, because apparently those are different? Also the DNA... was... injected into them... which just... what Why.
Okay so in addition to having Cute Animal Friends they have sapient dragons named Pythia, Singer and Windwing and I’m pretty sure I intend Singer to be pronounce “Singe-er” because he’s a fire dragon.
Okay so they “bonded” with the dragons and their hair and eye colors changed? Like what.
Evie has heterochromia iridium with purple and black and I don’t think it’s even been one page.and her hair is black. With purple streaks.
Wow bad humor.
Okay so the dragons had a plan to escape but they waited until the Sues arrived to execute it.
I f***ing called them “Dragonspeakers”.
Okay so only tiny lapses in grammar thank god.
Okay so the “Evil Ones”’ general just went “Why must I do everything myself?” and tbh I kind of like him. Also, I just said tbh.
Freaking magic.
Wow they find an extinct species.
Okay I should probably stop.
Let’s rescue the “dimension dragon”. It (gender N/A) can make portals.
Hold on, apparently all humans are “Evil Ones” except for a select few.
Wow their dad just betrayed his whole species for them what is this witchcraftery
They’re suffocating the “leader”as leverage. These are 13-14 year olds. What the heck? I’m going to assume the leader’s the general. Again... can I recruit him?
The dragons... are Sues. The dragons are Sues.
I made the dragons Sues/Stus.
So this is a short story collection and only 7 stories are actually about these guys.
All the characters are either stupid or Sues/Stus.
... how did I fit this into barely more than 15000 words. -
*intended, not intend (nm) by
on 2018-12-18 22:09:00 UTC
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Things I forgot to mention. by
on 2018-12-18 13:50:00 UTC
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On C-Fy: there is no fourth wall with C-Fy. Also, she counts her age by how long her character design has existed.
Please post a reply with the Sue name, badfic name, badfic link, Sue personality, and anything else you deem necessary before writing them in.
Also, stay out of the CRs (cringe rooms).
P.S. Question: do you think SPaGhetti could counter the effects of the Anti-SPaG room? -
Ironically enough, the most developed Sue I have in the game by
on 2018-12-21 21:38:00 UTC
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...is also the one I created literally yesterday.
Name: Silentheart (born Luna Howling, but she renounced her birth name when she ran away.)
Origin: Sue VS Sue, a WIP fighter game about Suvians. When it's out, you'll find it on my Newgrounds page: escapistproductions.newgrounds.com.
Personality: Silentheart is basically a Princess Mononoke wannabe. She is a wolf-girl who hates humans for no reason other than that human society doesn't accept her exactly as she is. She also believes that the world would be better if everyone just stopped using advanced technology and got back to nature yada yada. Or if humans all just died. Depends on her mood.
Backstory and Skills: She ran away from her human parents at the age of 10 to find her "real family", or whichever wolf pack gave her her wolfness. They taught her hunting, fighting, magic, and spiritual truth. She carries a bow and arrow and a couple knives, but can also cast nature magic (kinda like D&D druids). She is also athletic and knows how to survive.
I'll send more Sues to you when I finish them!
-Twistey -
How do we get in? by
on 2018-12-18 02:45:00 UTC
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Is there a door or do we wait for the transporter to pick us up? (Asking for a link)
- You portal. by on 2018-12-18 13:42:00 UTC Reply
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Sue-lebrity Deathmatch? by
on 2018-12-18 01:01:00 UTC
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If it is what I think, beam me up Scotty!