You and Thoth especially would have a great time, he loves Warhammer 40K.

Anyway, have a shield I made a little while back. It can fire two lasers in the same or multiple directions.

I hope you have a good time here, and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome. The Emperor protects..,

...but one of these doesn't hurt either.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome. Hope you'll enjoy it here.

Have a cupcake!

Whelcome! What is your favourite 40K faction?

Welcome to the board, I to enjoy Harry Potter(anyone that doesn't is considered a heathen).
As such, I hereby give you a hippogriff feather.

Have a slightly holy suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed to last for life, but not for long.

Welcome to the PPC! I also like HP and LoTR, so glad to see we share some fandoms.

For your newbie gift, have a Generic Object. It turns into whatever you expect it to be, so expect wisely!

Hey, I had a classmate named Athena!

That being said (it may not be Christmas, but), have a thick, wooly pair of socks.

Hey, I had a classmate named Athena!

That being said, have a thick, wooly pair of socks. It’s not a Christmas, but,

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is