Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
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Posted on: 2018-11-05 12:24:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • A newbie introduction by on 2018-11-05 11:16:00 UTC Reply

    Greetings, ladies and gentlemen of the PPC! My name is Athena (no relation to any character named Athena, specially the Greek deity!).
    I am quite familiar with the Harry Potter, LoTR (including the Hobbit and the Silmarillion) and Warhammer 40,000 settings, and a myriad other things.

    I found the PPC while looking for the complete version of a fic I wanted to try my hand at sporking. One click led to another and here I am!

    • Have you met Thoth and Calliope yet? by on 2018-11-16 23:59:00 UTC Reply

      You and Thoth especially would have a great time, he loves Warhammer 40K.

      Anyway, have a shield I made a little while back. It can fire two lasers in the same or multiple directions.

      I hope you have a good time here, and welcome to the PPC!

      -Twistey

    • Belated welcome aBoard! by on 2018-11-09 00:15:00 UTC Reply

      Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

    • *hands you a bolter* by on 2018-11-08 20:23:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome. The Emperor protects..,

      ...but one of these doesn't hurt either.

    • Hello newbie. by on 2018-11-06 20:55:00 UTC Reply

      Please have a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome. Hope you'll enjoy it here.

    • Hello! by on 2018-11-06 16:31:00 UTC Reply

      Have a cupcake!

    • Whelk! by on 2018-11-06 14:02:00 UTC Reply

      Whelcome! What is your favourite 40K faction?

      • Re: Whelk! by on 2018-11-06 19:33:00 UTC Reply

        It's tied between Tau and AdMech. Gotta love big stompy robots!

        • Re: Whelk! by on 2018-11-07 15:12:00 UTC Reply

          I like my Spacebugs and await the descent of the Star children.

    • Hello! by on 2018-11-06 11:53:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the board, I to enjoy Harry Potter(anyone that doesn't is considered a heathen).
      As such, I hereby give you a hippogriff feather.

    • Greetings! by on 2018-11-05 22:34:00 UTC Reply

      Have a slightly holy suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed to last for life, but not for long.

    • Hello, newbie! by on 2018-11-05 13:39:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the PPC! I also like HP and LoTR, so glad to see we share some fandoms.

      For your newbie gift, have a Generic Object. It turns into whatever you expect it to be, so expect wisely!

    • Hi! by on 2018-11-05 12:56:00 UTC Reply

      Hey, I had a classmate named Athena!

      That being said (it may not be Christmas, but), have a thick, wooly pair of socks.

    • Hi! by on 2018-11-05 12:54:00 UTC Reply

      Hey, I had a classmate named Athena!

      That being said, have a thick, wooly pair of socks. It’s not a Christmas, but,

    • Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by on 2018-11-05 12:24:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is