Nice job tying together the CSS tumblr and the PPC. I actually found a fic to send there, and I shall submit it as soon as I can be certain the Internet won't cut out at the worst possible moment.

Ugh. You know, 'Keep Calm and Carry On' posters were printed but never used because they'd been made to be used if the Germans took London. It does not refer to staying calm when you are angsty, Sue.

By the way, nice job with the red string. There are ways to write the 'destined soulmate' thing well (like in Luminosity) but this...

Yet another fun read! I only spotted a couple of spelling mistakes - in fact, just an instance or two of a dropped 'd' at the end of a past-tense word - and the jokes were all very fun.

Good job!

This was so funny! Homicidal Eledhwen (is that spelled right?) is really interesting to see, and oh, the poetic justice! I like how Cale compares Eledhwen and Christianne to Sherlock and John. And the Johnlock! Ellie's right, John and Sherlock are soulmates by that definition.
One other thing--There's a point where Cale says "I set fire to the school, watch it burn as I kill the Sue" Mybe it's just me, but the phrasing reminds me of the Adele song "Set Fire to the Rain"--"I set fire to the rain/watched it pour as I touched your face". Probably just me, but if you intended it as a reference, I got it. I love your missions!

Sorry, Lily, that "Anonymous" guy was me, being witty before I covered all my bases... Like, you know, WRITING MY DAMNED NAME.

"Mary Sues there are a virus and must be exterminated."

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!

[/murderous Dalek xenophobia mode]