Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2018-10-31 02:44:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • Newbie Introduction by LunaGarmadon_22 on 2018-10-31 02:41:00 UTC Reply

    Hi, I am LunaGarmadon_22. I am a fan of various books, movies, and video games including, but not limited to: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride (The books not the movie), warrior cats, and a long list of various other titles. I am a fan of Skyrim and the lore surrounding it. I have played the main campaign multiple times and still adore it.

    I found my self here at the PPC due to my friend and and her awesome stories and so, here I am.

    • Hi! I'm Twistey! by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-04 23:41:00 UTC Reply

      I'm the PPC's resident wild card. If you have an idea that doesn't pass by the other Boarders, you'll likely spot me.

      Anyway, for your newbie present, I present to you the Eldritch Metronome. If you turn it on, it sends pulses of psychic disturbance through the minds of anyone who can hear it, forcing them to comply to the beat. You can screw around with the tempo as you please. Just never put it at march tempo (quarter note = 120), or else you'll summon the demon locked inside it.

      -Twistey

    • Belated welcome! by eatpraylove on 2018-11-02 15:37:00 UTC Reply

      *high-five* Have a box of Every Flavor Beans and a mechanical pencil!

    • Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2018-11-01 18:43:00 UTC Reply

      It's been a long time for me since I said these words, so I'm celebrating this with a double gift: You'll get both the pot of black-hole coffee, and a bag of black-hole chocolates. Enjoy them and your stay ere.

    • Dai Stiho! by S.M.F. on 2018-11-01 02:40:00 UTC Reply

      /hands over some chocolate bark/

      Also, I have never actually heard of the Maximum Ride movie. Therefore, I shall act like it's a Matrix sequel and doesn't exist! /I kid, I kid; that only applies if you don't like it, not if you just haven't seen it.

    • Welcome aboard! by OpinionedAngel on 2018-11-01 02:08:00 UTC Reply

      Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

      And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

    • Welcome! by Grundleplith on 2018-10-31 23:16:00 UTC Reply

      Have a gromril letter opener forged by my ancestors!
      Seriously. I have too many of these things.

    • Hello! by Cringe-Factoryy on 2018-10-31 16:15:00 UTC Reply

      I am also new! Also, if you like Maximum Ride, then have you read the Virals series?

    • Hello, newbie! by Snowblaze on 2018-10-31 09:13:00 UTC Reply

      Glad to see we share some fandoms - I’m also into Harry Potter and Warriors!

      Have a chocolate chip cookie, as I’ve just baked a batch.

    • Hello there by Shade on 2018-10-31 08:51:00 UTC Reply

      Have a basilisk scale, freshly shed!
      Hope you enjoy your time here at the PPC.

    • Greetings and salutations! by 61516 on 2018-10-31 03:56:00 UTC Reply

      Have a suit of slightly holy Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed to last you the rest of your life. (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)

      Also: There was a Maximum Ride movie?

      • Yep. It was awful. by Iximaz on 2018-10-31 11:44:00 UTC Reply

        Hilariously so.

        Think terrible tween movie with bad acting, awful pacing, terrible CGI, and... wings that actually fold up inside the kids' bodies. Like cat claws.

        Great excuse for making popcorn and riffing.

    • Welcome! by Ozzielot on 2018-10-31 03:05:00 UTC Reply

      Here's a cupcake!

    • Hey!!! by Four Moons Watching on 2018-10-31 02:52:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome aBoard! Here's your newbie gift! *hands you a three-ring binder containing a printed copy of the entire List of Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC* It's self-updating, too!

    • Hey there, Luna! by Calliope on 2018-10-31 02:47:00 UTC Reply

      Nice to see you here! Have a copy of How to Read Literature Like a Professor and a full set of roleplaying dice in whichever color or pattern you very well please. And, you know, infinite yarn bracelets. As you do.

    • Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2018-10-31 02:44:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is