I'm Twistey, and I do believe I'm the Board's resident wild card. Here, have a Very Flat Flamethrower. Welcome aBoard!

-Twistey

Have a cupcake!

Have a suit of very used and slightly holy Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed to last you your entire life! (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours)

Have some glowsticks. You'll never know when you'll need em.

Hello! I'm new too, haha. I see we both like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. Abd no sweat on the Australasian English tging - I was raised eith Canadian English, which is also different from American and British English (in the sense that it mixew the two).

Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica of Ankalusmos that actually turns into a pen!

Have a pile of multi coloured pens. I'm also a fan of Harry Potter.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Since you've already got plans to read the Original Series, all I really have left to do is point you at the Constitution. That and TOS are pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

I'm glad to see we share some fandoms - I'm also into Harry Potter and LOTR (yes, we accept abbreviations. I think.)

For your newbie gift, have a bunch of purple bananas. I know it's weird, but it's the first thing I thought of.

And I have no plans to murder you.