Subject: "Okay. Quick facts," said Fire Flash.
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Posted on: 2015-04-27 02:23:00 UTC
"One. This is the PPC. We defend the multiverse from Mary Sues and their ilk, who are spawned by people writing bad stories about said multiverse. Two. We have many departments, each specializing in their way of dealing with the Suvians: I'll give you the rundown of the most important ones. DMS deals with Suvians themselves. DBS handles badly-handled slash pairings-- more on that later. DI...angles multiverses which are smooshed together by badfic. DoI scouts for badfic. Personnel handles agent recruitment and such, DIA and DES handle internal and external security respectively, and Finance does nothing. Three. The job is dehumanizing-- good thing we're not human-- the pay is awful, most of us end up insane, and the Cafeteria food tries to eat you."
"And you wonder why we face a manpower shortage. If only we had better PR."
"Can it, Taldaris. I'm giving Nine a chance to escape."