Subject: What happened to the 4-Headed Shark? O.o
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Posted on: 2019-05-11 15:44:00 UTC
Also, dunno if this actually counts as a horror movie, but Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is still funny.
~Neshomeh
Subject: What happened to the 4-Headed Shark? O.o
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Posted on: 2019-05-11 15:44:00 UTC
Also, dunno if this actually counts as a horror movie, but Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is still funny.
~Neshomeh
I've heard of some of them before (I was going to mention Zombie Ass before I saw that you already did), but man, these are amazing. Sometimes the bad horror movies are even better than the good ones, I tell ya.
Someone should organize a party where all the writers of these masterpieces get together and try to write the script for the Ultimate Horror Trash Movie. (Speaking of trash, I can't believe I left out Tokyo Gore Police and Mutant Girls Squad! Those are true epics of trash cinema.)
The title is more an aritfact of translation than anything else - it's one of the great Italian giallo films.
I kind of love it, in fact - it has a sort of Gothic charm to it. I love a lot of strange giallo titles, actually, like The Bird With the Crystal Plumage. They might not make a lot of sense on first glance, but they sound lovely to me.
Now a title like Weenie Roast Massacre, on the other hand...
:D
(Speaking of silly, here's a dumb question: how do you format italics here on the Board?
So it'd be < i >/< /i >, without the extra spaces.
The Don't **** in the Woods has a sequel due out soon.
I am not making those titles up, Jaboody Dubs did riffs on them and everything.
Another classic is Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, but I didn't include it this time because it wasn't on the streaming site where I'd found all these gems.
Also, dunno if this actually counts as a horror movie, but Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is still funny.
~Neshomeh
But I'll only ask one: if you have a freakin' possessed shark in your movie, why the hell wouldn't you focus on it? It's a shark! That's possessed! What more do you need? (I'm always up for killer nuns and blonde vampires otherwise, but sorry, the possessed shark wins this round for me.)
Ah, the beauty of B-movies.
I mean...possessed shark. Killer nuns and vampires. WHY NOT USE THE GORRAM SHARK?????
On a more reserved note, I can't help but think that the writers thought- halfway through the preproduction writing- that they needed something with sex appeal to attract viewers, and a shark wasn't going to do it. Thus, the vampire. And possibly the nun/s, if you go for that sort of thing.
...but I have to vote for Fortune Cookie Prophecies.