Subject: Very, very wrong.
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Posted on: 2019-04-22 03:52:00 UTC

  • Michael is Spock's adopted human sister that we have never heard of before, and who is one of the most annoying, insufferable, douchebag sues I have ever seen on television. She's like Wesley Crusher, but times by cancer, and without the frequent mutters of 'Shut Up Wesley'. She is arrogant, is always right (as justified by the plot), and is the character who we're meant to feel affection for. We don't. None of the STD characters show even the remotest affaliable traits, with the possible exception of Tilly...whose enthusiasm is somehow just unbearably grating in a show which has made Star Trek a dystopia.

    - Space is in fact a mushroom in STD. The ship uses a 'Mycelial network' that webs the entire universe (i.e. the universe is now a mushroom') and the laughably stupid explanation that 'On a quantum level, physics is biology' (BTW, the two fields are nothing alike. Chemistry and physics; maybe. Chemistry and Biology; maybe. But physics and biology? F**k no.). Oh, and the engine is literally powered by inserting a tube full of magic space spores into the engine. This tech allows them to jump anywhere in the universe in six seconds flat, thus invalidating the entire premise of Star Trek: Voyager; making warp travel at any point after the 23rd century redundant and pointless; and making discovery non-canon (that tech is WAY outside anything they could do in the 23rd century. Maybe- on a massive stretch- the late, late 24th or mid 25th. But not the 23rd).

    - No, I mean that the writers have stated that their entire culture has been pointlessly and needlessly rewritten so that Klingons act like neo-nazis/trump supporters.). Also, Klingons now look like this:

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/U7Nokw5i8aY/maxresdefault.jpg

    - They have holodecks on the discovery. Despite the fact that the tech for that only existed canonically in its most basic form on TAS, and in a much more limited form at that. They have replicators on the discovery. The most advanced ship in the fleet, the USS Enterprise, didn't have this stuff even ten years later. Not even the refit from the movies had that (they had a galley, as seen in the sixth movie) They had 3d chess and food dispensers. Oh, and even worse:

    MAJEL BARRET HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME VAPID-ASS MORON AS THE VOICE OF THE COMPUTER!!!!!

    The 'replicators' speak by the way. The USS Enterprise didn't even have that. Not until the 1701-D at the very least, and there's still ~100 years to go until that era.

    - The federation acts nothing like the Federation. At least DS9 had them act in character. All the characters who even SPEAK of utopian ideals get flushed out into space or killed off.

    - In TNG 'Relics', they took the time and effort to recreate the original bridge of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. In DS9 'Trials and Tribble-ations' they took the time to replicate a large portion of the ship for a time-travel episode, and spliced in the bits they couldn't replicate. Even the fan-production Star Trek Continues was caring enough to replicate the classic bridge AND the entire set from TOS.

    But STD's writers obviously don't give a zark about continuity or paying homage. Instead, we got this:

    https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1200x680/public/2019/04/ussenterprisediscovery.jpg

    and this

    <a href="https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2019/04/12/1280-discovery-enterprise-1555085266893
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    The original Enterprise is the ONE thing you never f**k with. Ever.

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