Subject: And now: an appeal for sanity.
Posted on: 2020-02-05 05:37:11 UTC

You know, there are many people on the Board today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

It is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice, and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green, and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going "squawk, squawk, squawk!" And then you can go "Neurhhh! Neurhh!" and then you can roll around on the floor going "pting pting pting--!"

(This message brought to you by The Reverend Arthur Belling, Vicar of St. Loony-Up-The-Cream-Bun-and-Jam, and his python, Monty)

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