Subject: Killing Time, Relaxing, and Suggestions Therefore (AKA pluggage)
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Posted on: 2020-05-30 18:48:57 UTC

So it seems like a lot of us might suddenly have quite a bit of free time on our hands for... No Reason In Particular because Nothing At All Is Happening In The World (why yes I am deliberately antagonizing future board browsers, why do you ask?). So I'm just gonna talk about a bunch of things that have kept me entertained lately. I invite others to do the same.

This is gonna be super disorganized and just... go everywhere. Sorry.

Warhammer 40k is an inexhaustible supply of content, and while a few of our more active 40k players have been organizing games through Tabletop Simulator on the Discord (after the recent announcement of ninth edition), I've been digging into other things. Like finally picking up the much loved Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!) series. Again. Look, I'm easily distracted, but the books are good and funny and as lighthearted as 40k novels can be. And I read all the Ahriman books already.

But as good as 40k's official content can be it's no match for fan creations. Astartes is a 13-minute fan film that is... uh... about Astartes. There's not really much story here, just an excuse for some truly jaw-dropping animation. Like, really good. Five Stars.

Our Lord And Savior If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech-Device has also returned. Everyone's Favorite Bisexual Space Dad (aka the Captain General, aka Kitten) sadly hasn't gotten any screentime since the last official real episode (three months ago), but just a few days ago we got a new episode of Bro Trip, which means more Vulkan. And more Vulkan is always a good thing. Additionally, Alfa's been giving us a stream of low-animation "vox-logs" at a rate of about one a month (so, by TTS standards, a blistering pace), which are quite amusing.

Netflix is turning out plenty of good anime, which I've also been watching. Devilman Crybaby is apparently really good and Iximaz has been obsessed with Castlevania, but I've been watching Carole and Tuesday mostly, which is the latest show from the director of Cowboy Bebop. So it's pretty good. Beastars is dark, slick, stylish, and surprisingly fun, so if Zootopia didn't give you your fill on anthropomorphic animal society... well, now here's another one. High Score Girl combines dumb cheesy romance with 90s arcade nostalgia, which I guess means that Japan is now targeting anime specifically at me. Oh, and if you haven't seen the Netflix episodes of MST3k those are pretty good too.

Outside of Netflix, Vinland Saga (one of my favorite manga ever) got an anime, and it's really really good. And also I got into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. If you want a really smart dumb action series full of variety, cleverness, surreality, and general coolness... well, you're probably watching JoJo's already. If not, Netflix has the first three parts and the rest can be found on any anime service you might have around. I really can't undersell how entertaining these are.

And videogames. Because oh boy I've been playing a lot of them.

But first, if you have an iPhone and/or a Nintendo DS of any sort, you should go buy and play Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. I'm not even kidding, it's one of the best adventure/puzzle games I've ever played. And it has an amazing story.

Enough of that. I've been playing Halo for the first time. And despite by intrinsic bias against it (long story)... yeah, it's pretty good if you're into that sort of thing. The story is also fairly well-written, especially by videogame standards. It's a decent piece of classic pulp sci-fi/horror. Halo's spiritual predecessors, the Marathon games (which you can download and play for free because Bungie is super cool like that) are also similarly enjoyable, but I can't really recommend them to any but the hardcore madmen like me. The gameplay is all kinds of wonky.

ScummVM, the all-consuming adventure game platform, recently added support for the Ultima Games. This has brought me towards playing some classic RPGs. Unfortunately, classic RPGs are hard to get into. Like, even Baldur's Gate, which is honestly one of the easier to get into. If you're in the mood for dense philosophy though, check out Planescape: Torment. It's got a lot of great writing and general coolness. Or if that has too much combat and insufficient future detective, check out Disco Elysium, a game about being a detective who got so drunk you lost all your memories and now you have to rebuild your identity by talking to yourself. There's no combat at all, but there's a lot of cool characters and smart dialogue and wide-open branching decisions that let you build the detective you want to build. And I mean wide-open: Do you want to be a horrible racist monster? Go for it.

I mean, probably don't. But you can totally do that if you like.

System Shock isn't an RPG. But it does have a lot of atmosphere. It's an early product of Looking Glass Studios, so it's smart, immersive, and full of environmental storytelling. However, it's also clunky, awkward, and unintuitive (although time has healed those wounds a bit: there's mouselook now). Proceed with caution, but if you're a big fan of the later shock games (like Bioshock) you might want to try it.

And finally, Earthbound. Man, this game just... oooozes charm. It's the most charming game I've played in forever. It can be creepy and messed up at times but it's also very innocent. Playing it feels like cuddling into a warm cozy blanket that was masterfully crafted by blanket artisans. And if you liked Undertale at all, like, even a little bit... you owe it to yourself to play this game.

Well, that's about it for now.

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