Subject: My favorite Japanese movie you've never heard of
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Posted on: 2020-05-31 01:17:20 UTC

I've been really into two things during this period of... lots of free time: painting and Japanese movies. I've been planning to make a Dreamwidth post about my favorite underrated gems of Japanese cinema, but there's one that just begs to be introduced to y'all.

Legend of the Eight Samurai is an 80's Japanese fantasy movie/hot mess that's an absolute nonsensical, hysterical delight from beginning to end. It's the movie adaptation of an epic serial I haven't heard much of, but I love this thing with my entire heart. Nothing in this movie makes any damn sense. The story is about a princess trying to defeat an evil clan with the aid of magical dog warriors (not a single samurai in this, by the way, although I blame the English title for that one) - and that's just the way it starts. Events that have absolutely nothing to do with each other happen all the time, people react to things in the weirdest ways (what to do if you find out you're the villain's son? Start playing a magic flute!) the villains' henchmen teleport all over the place because they always appear literally out of nowhere; there are flying snakes, giant centipede monsters, magical balls (please... for the love of... just call them spheres), bubbling lakes of blood, people turning into stone for no reason whatsoever, a Gustave Klimt painting in the background of a fight scene (don't ask, because I don't know), an intensely awkward love scene, Hiroyuki Sanada in black leather and fishnet (jusy try to take him seriously after this one), and the whole thing is scored with the most ungodly cheesy American synthrock ballads. I swear I'm not making up that last part. It's amazing. I beg y'all to watch it, just make sure you get the subbed version and not the English dub.

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