More specifically, let's write a badfic together in a round-robin story type of way.
The premise is simple: One person writes a bit of a story, then the next person follows it up with a bit of story of their own, and so on until there's something that roughly resembles a narrative.
A few things first, though, for clarity:
You can write as much or as little in one go as you want, so long as you do your best to not write the next person into a corner.
Don't worry about having multiple branches of writing (like if two people respond to one thing). Having just one barely-cohesive story is for losers, anyway.
There's no need to stick to a single POV, and good SPaG is optional.
Badfic-sonas are welcome but not strictly necessary.
I'm using Potterverse as a base because I'm fairly certain it's well known here, but feel free to include elements/characters/etc. from other canons as long as its obvious where they're from (either in the story or clarified through a note). This is purely for the convenience, so that others know what they're destroying working with.
Knowledge of the Potterverse beyond the basic concept is not required.
Your imagination is your only limit.
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I'll start (This is written somewhat vaguely to let people apply whatever traits they think are funniest):
Hi! My name is Czar-Czar Blanche Debonair Zinnia Maureen Nancy the Third, but everybody just kind of picks one when they want to talk to me. I love long, beautiful hair that NEVER tangles and eyes that sparkleshine like diamons. I like kawaii things so when im not wearing my cute emo skull crop-top and my leather spike boots I'm wearing mt bejewlled school robes! (Everything is better with rhinestones)
Oh yeah, I'm a student andt HOGAWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. I alsmost forgot to mention that! Oopse!
Twoday is the first day of classes as HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDaRY. weverybody was really mean to me last yar, but that's okay im usedto it. They were probably just jeluos of my rhimestones so I'm still excited!
Anyway, I walked into my first class of the day, only to see...