Subject: Sorry for being late,
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Posted on: 2020-12-31 02:00:48 UTC
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It waz…………………………………………………………Darth Vlodemort!
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Let's write a badfic together. by
on 2020-12-08 23:20:01 UTC
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More specifically, let's write a badfic together in a round-robin story type of way.
The premise is simple: One person writes a bit of a story, then the next person follows it up with a bit of story of their own, and so on until there's something that roughly resembles a narrative.
A few things first, though, for clarity:
You can write as much or as little in one go as you want, so long as you do your best to not write the next person into a corner.
Don't worry about having multiple branches of writing (like if two people respond to one thing). Having just one barely-cohesive story is for losers, anyway.
There's no need to stick to a single POV, and good SPaG is optional.
Badfic-sonas are welcome but not strictly necessary.
I'm using Potterverse as a base because I'm fairly certain it's well known here, but feel free to include elements/characters/etc. from other canons as long as its obvious where they're from (either in the story or clarified through a note). This is purely for the convenience, so that others know what they're
destroyingworking with.Knowledge of the Potterverse beyond the basic concept is not required.
Your imagination is your only limit.
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I'll start (This is written somewhat vaguely to let people apply whatever traits they think are funniest):
Hi! My name is Czar-Czar Blanche Debonair Zinnia Maureen Nancy the Third, but everybody just kind of picks one when they want to talk to me. I love long, beautiful hair that NEVER tangles and eyes that sparkleshine like diamons. I like kawaii things so when im not wearing my cute emo skull crop-top and my leather spike boots I'm wearing mt bejewlled school robes! (Everything is better with rhinestones)
Oh yeah, I'm a student andt HOGAWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. I alsmost forgot to mention that! Oopse!
Twoday is the first day of classes as HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDaRY. weverybody was really mean to me last yar, but that's okay im usedto it. They were probably just jeluos of my rhimestones so I'm still excited!
Anyway, I walked into my first class of the day, only to see...
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Let's gooo by
on 2020-12-09 01:32:12 UTC
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A kawaii amulet on my desk! With rhinmestones in it! This is it! I put it on inmediately!
Then I fell thru a portal and into a pool. I looked down and saw that i had a mermaid tail. there was a merman with a crown. 'dumbledoor has hidden it from u all ur life, but u r da lost princess of the mermaids. ur also my daughter.'
i got mad. 'why is dumbledoor so evil?'
my father said, 'because he does not like the school lake. anyway since you are princess now you must marry... draco malfoy.'
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Oh yes. by
on 2020-12-09 08:40:44 UTC
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'OHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNO!' i stated. 'he's the wrong sort of emo _ his skull tatu is'nt even cute!' i fell to my tail knees in front of my fat her. 'WHHHHHY must i marry darco malfoy?'
'bcus his family also has a secret (that dumbledoor kept sekrit from them (like he did urs' said my father. 'draco malfoy is half....................................... dragon! thats' why hes called draco.'
'oh oky that makes sense' i said. 'BUT WAIT' i said 'what about...'
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*pain* by
on 2020-12-09 10:12:07 UTC
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"...my seekrit powerz? Our love is never to be cuz I am a spooky SHADOWBORN andz fiar iz scary. So haow can I marry a dragon?" I pleaded.
"Oh dont worry about it" my father said "you are has TRUE SOULMATE GOLDEN BONDING LOVE so you are not needz be fear fire anymoar. Yew will unite water and fire, shadow and light."
"Okay." I said.
And then darco mlafoy gave me a ring!!! It was super shiny with emeraldz becuz he is slythern pureblood snake and jet and obsidian to symolize my shaodow powerz and the band was made out of coral to symolbize me beng the mermad pricess and then it was all wreathed in fire because drake is a dergon and has powers.
"Pretty" I exclaimed
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Yeet by
on 2020-12-09 13:36:11 UTC
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"But how are you surviving under wasser?" I frasked "Cuz I half dragon," Drago said, "Ich liebe dich." "U speek DeGrenan?" "He's." I flacpalmed. "Okay, cool" I sage, moving ovee to him. We then did the duty. The water around mich was very warm due to my ring Dragon gave me (yes, he is dragon now, shut up preps!) and I huged him and gave him...
(I was going to edit this, but text blocks are in badfic more often than I'd like. And half of those errors were from my phone's keyboard giving me trouble.)
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Sign me up! by
on 2020-12-09 16:17:41 UTC
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a big kiss!! our tonuges battled for domiance and it was so hawt.
we went back to school and I showed off the ring. Hermoin and Ginny were sper jealous but i jsut laughed at their dumb faces. But then............ dumbumdoor appeared!! and he took the ring bc he was jealous too!
"u will nveer unite the mermands and dragans!!1one"!!
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I shall continue by
on 2020-12-15 00:38:27 UTC
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Then Gatsss came jn through a blue tingy and smack Dumblydoor upset his stoopid head with a crowbar.
"Y aren't you wife Daisy," I used.
"Cuz I luv Nik," jayjay said, kossing Nick lovely.
"Oh. Is she sad that she haa to stay wife Tim forver?" I send.
"Nah," he said. He ran pack through the tingy with Nick. "Boi!"
Denn, Dumblydoor woke up and sez "Wie geht es dir!" And smackage my with Gastby's crow bar. "Dragon!" I called out. "Helfen Sie Mich!"
Then, dumbly...
(Gatsby and Nick are from The Great Gatsby and so is "Tim" (Tom). Feel free to bring back Jay if you'd like.)
(Also, the "crowbar ups[ide] his st[u]pid head is a reference to "Word Crimes" by Weird Al.)
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Sorry for being late, by
on 2020-12-31 02:00:48 UTC
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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It waz…………………………………………………………Darth Vlodemort!