Subject: "The Pyros' Song"
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Posted on: 2020-12-23 02:33:17 UTC

To the tune of the Gloucestershire Wassail


Assail, assail the Suvian town!

It's urple and sparkly and needs to burn down!

The summer's been dry and the town's full of trees!

So with torches alight let us now run free!


So blaze bright, Ormar, thou city of bleen!

And nevermore let thou on Arda be seen!

A Vanyarin town in the Misties' foothills?

That would be enough to warrant a kill!


Assail, assail the Suvian town!

It's urple and sparkly and needs to burn down!

North Wilderland cannot have deodar trees!

Middle-Earth, we shall light the night for thee!


The houses are wood and the roofs are of thatch!

I reckon it could all go up with just one match!

The Luinocarn river that sparkles so plue

Shall burn no more eyes with its hideous hue!


Assail, assail the Suvian town!

It's urple and sparkly and needs to burn down!

So at the bidding of one Bonsai Tree,

We will watch the town blaze with so much glee!


The fire is kindled and glowing bright!

The town's disappearance is a lovely sight!

And Suvians will trouble the world no more,

Until the next fic the Suethors have in store.


Assail, assail the Suvian town!

It's urple and sparkly and needs to burn down!

Now Ormar's no more; let's admire the trees!

And with Shire Fourteen-Twenty I'll drink to thee!

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